Nearly identical to the Dirty Sanchez except that after you give the chick her shameful moustache, you give her a coupon so that the next one is 50% off.
Dirty tramp #1: "Damn, that guy is sooo considerate that instead of just the usual Dirty Sanchez, he gave me a Dirty Nick."
Dirty tramp #2: "Your dad rules."
Dirty tramp #2: "Your dad rules."
by typical_cracker_behavior January 12, 2006
Get the Dirty Nickmug. A giant man with a muscle-bound chest, large biceps and triceps, stunning thighs and calves. The most obvious feature of Big Nick, is his BIG... DICK... At first it appears to be a leg... but it is not... It is a leg not used for running or walking. He swings it along as he walks back and forth. All bow before him. He is the mighty destroyer. Approach with caution!
"WOH! it's Big Nick, you better get out of his way!"
"Yeah I don't want to get clubbed to death by his cock!"
"Yeah, poor charlie didn't see it coming."
"Yeah I don't want to get clubbed to death by his cock!"
"Yeah, poor charlie didn't see it coming."
by Big Nick6969 December 17, 2013
Get the Big Nickmug. Sexy individual with a big dick and a banging body. All the girls are always hollerin' at this kid. Nick Conti's have a good soul and are willing to help someone if needed. They aren't known to be heartbreakers or players but more of a guy whoes either single or commited to one girl. If you have a nick conti in your life consider your self lucky.
by TayFalconee April 23, 2011
Get the Nick Contimug. by Johnnygat59 December 9, 2013
Get the nick gauthiermug. by NickNohnson October 22, 2015
Get the nick russomug. when you're about to bone a chick, but circumstances prevent you from going in all the way
only your tip got wet
only your tip got wet
Dude, I was about to bone that chick, then her parents came home so I had to pull out before anything even happened. (nick job)
Female definition: Well, I'm a technical virgin, he only got halfway in and then my parents came home, so it was only a "nick-job."
Dialogue:
How many chicks have you boned? 10...no wait, 9.5
I "nick-jobbed" one of them.
Female definition: Well, I'm a technical virgin, he only got halfway in and then my parents came home, so it was only a "nick-job."
Dialogue:
How many chicks have you boned? 10...no wait, 9.5
I "nick-jobbed" one of them.
by Bulgarian Bulldozer and Mr. HC June 17, 2010
Get the nick-jobmug. can sleep with any girl that comes his way, regardless of looks....cause hey, you wanna fuck, she's there and you're drunk enough to do it
guy 1: "did you take that random chick home with you last night"
guy 2: "Fuck yeah i nick booned her"
guy 2: "Fuck yeah i nick booned her"
by yeeaah December 7, 2010
Get the nick boonemug.