Master Nap

When you masturbate and the climax is forceful enough to knock one into slumber.

Invented by Jeremy from Boise.

"Dude, you look well rested."

"Ya, bro, that's because I took a master nap after school today!"

by MasterNapper September 7, 2011

Whore Master

A form of a Pimp or another type of low-life predator that manipulates persons for personal gain.

That Whore Master was creep'n around here last night lookin' for free weed.

by spike001 April 17, 2006

Master Chief

A pretty cool guy who kills aleins.

Master Chief wants YOU to enlist in the UNSC!

by Ecksbawks September 19, 2009

Maste

A Scottish alternative for very

We were at a sesh night, the girls there were maste tidy.

by CammyWilson December 27, 2016

Verbal Masterbation

v. The act where one masterbates through speech, taking great personal pleasure by listening to one's self drone on endlessly.

I can't stand listening to that geek's verbal masterbation; will someone please stuff a log in the fucker's mouth!

by D'emon November 5, 2002

Masterblaster

Masterblaster, the legendary morning wake-up commonly practiced in Detroit.

Masterblaster is the first magnificent hit you pack into your stem; and you blast off to complete awake

rz47

"You ready for your masterblaster my dude?"
"Fuck yes I am"
"To the moooooooooooooon this morning"

by Pharmexist April 19, 2016

the mysterious stranger

The Mysyerious Stranger requires preparation prior to having sex to be ready for it. To complete the mysterious stranger you need to start having sex with your girl by a window. Also, you must be fucking her from behind so she is not looking at you. Then, in one swift motion you will have to pull out your dick, and have your buddy, who has been secretly in the room the whole time without the girl knowing, jump in and take over for you. Then, while he continues fucking her, you run outside and wave at your girl through the window and enjoy the suprised look on her face when she sees you.

"ohh baby you like that?"

"yeah i like thatttt"

--silence--

"hey that guy outside the window looks just like y--- AHHHHHHHHH"

THE MYSTERIOUS STRANGER

by SUPERTIMMEHH August 3, 2007