Muff bunny

A small piece of toilet paper caught in a muff

A muff bunny is like a dust bunny but not under the bed. Muff bunnies happen when a little bit of toilet paper gets caught in a muff and then is discovered by the tongue of a muff diver.

by Dr O December 2, 2011

Muff-nuts

Going down on a girl and finding peanuts stashed in her muff.

I was going down on some woman and I knew I was in trouble when I discovered the muff-nuts, this wasn't going to be a quick visit.

by Motherchuckler September 24, 2014

Muff Cabbage

Its a Jersey thing....

No you're muff cabbage.

by Frankie Two-Toes October 18, 2010

Muff Cabbage

Its a jersey thing

Your fucking Garbage, your fucking garbage.... Muff Cabbage

by 1spd Adz October 26, 2010

Beat of the muff

The "beat of the muff" is used when singing along to dance songs and replacing random words with "muff". Invented by Emma Parkinson, hot big breasted ginger chick, circa late 90s.

To the beat of the muff. Muff. To the beat of the muff. Muff muff.

by Two Headed Boy November 30, 2005

muff cabbage

vagina

Snooki want smush smush. Snooki wants your douglas in her muff cabbage.

by jerseyshore99 October 15, 2010

muff putt

The action of kicking a female in the nether regions.

That bitch totally cut me off! She deserves a good muff putt.

by guru-guru-sama October 17, 2008