When you wake up so hung over that while gargling with mouthwash you decide to go ahead and swallow it in order to cure your hangover. Also known as a "Navajo Top Shelf".
by Ken Shooter January 21, 2012
Get the Sunday morning streetsweepermug. PERSON 1: If you can guess BABYMETAL debut song, i will pay ur dinner
PERSON 2: OMG THATS SO EASY!! It's definitely Doki doki morning haha!!
PERSON 2: OMG THATS SO EASY!! It's definitely Doki doki morning haha!!
by Babydontstopwhitecake November 7, 2020
Get the doki doki morningmug. A shit that you have to take less than 15 mins after arriving to work. Alot of times it can get you in trouble with the boss because they have no idea where the hell you are.
Barbara: Have you seen Jenny this morning?
Jay: No I haven't. Have you checked the bathroom yet? She could be taking an early morning shit.
Barbara: God damnit!
Jay: No I haven't. Have you checked the bathroom yet? She could be taking an early morning shit.
Barbara: God damnit!
by Speakerbox12 June 1, 2016
Get the early morning shitmug. Christmas story morning- when you wake up and some semen leakage from the night prior has stuck your dick hole to your underwear. Just like when flick was triple dog dared to stick his tongue to the frozen flag pole.
My Dick hole has been bothering me all day. I need to start peeing before I go to bed so I can prevent these Christmas story mornings.
by Tenaciousron October 18, 2017
Get the christmas story morningmug. after a vigorous night of sex the male wakes early with morning wood. He masturbates and ejaculates in the sleeping girl's face. She is woken up ;blinded and upset. she is having a foggy morning
by myn odu December 31, 2009
Get the foggy morning surprisemug. by miss_kitty_infiniti September 19, 2009
Get the good morning kissmug. by -=RUCKER=- June 14, 2004
Get the Early morning teamug.