Mobilise the Craic

To organise and encourage collective action in pursuit of good chat and lighthearted mischief, typically in a drinking context.

Jack: "The vibes in the hostel were a bit dead so I had to mobilise the craic."

by Mr Karl Marx March 13, 2025

Mobile

When looking for a dealer that has a car and will drive to you to sell you wee.

“Who mobile, cs I need some smoke”

by Sexyy24 March 6, 2026

Mobile Programming

The art of creating applications for mobile devices, which can seem straightforward but often leads to confusion and frustration—especially for those who score an F, like I did, when faced with the intricacies of different platforms and coding languages.

Mobile Programming sounded fun until I got an E in the course; it turns out that juggling APIs, frameworks, and debugging is a lot harder than it seems!

by Emotional Cruiser July 15, 2025

Mobily Disown

To refuse to have any connection with a person, unless they are the one who approaches you.

I 'm gonna Mobily Disown anybody who does drugs.

by littleroger July 18, 2025

Mobily Disowned

A person who has had soneone refuse to have any connection with them unless they are the one who approaches the other person first.

I got mobily disowned for doing drugs.

by littleroger July 18, 2025

Mobile Programming

The art of creating applications for mobile devices, which can seem straightforward but often leads to confusion and frustration—especially for those who score an F, like I did, when faced with the intricacies of different platforms and coding languages.

Mobile Programming sounded fun until I got an F in the course; it turns out that juggling APIs, frameworks, and debugging is a lot harder than it seems!

by Emotional Cruiser September 1, 2025

Mobile Beggar

Mobile Beggar: A modern-day freeloader who uses technology and can appear anywhere—whether at work, outside your home, or through persistent messages. Much like a modern-day vampire, they don’t rob you directly but can drain your emotional and financial resources. They often seek not just money, but also companionship, reflecting deeper struggles and fears. While they may sometimes be parasitic, they also carry a sense of loyalty and a need for empathy. It can happen to anyone, so never judge, because the universe might teach you a lesson and put you in their shoes overnight. It’s always best to help them if you can, but set boundaries—never let them stay at your house to make it clear that it’s your personal space. In the end, you can temporarily help them, but the only person who can truly help is themselves.

Lee: Frank, I was well happy, buzzing, just been paid, bruv, LOL. You know the score, and I’ve got my wallet out, got a hundred quid, feeling flush, bruv, init, feeling pretty sick, bruv.

Frank: Where’s the catch, bruv, LOL?

Lee: See that geezer Tony, bruv? He sees my wallet, bruv, big mistake, LOL. I’m like, “Is he gonna rob me, bruv?

Frank: What happened, bruv, LOL?

Lee: He got me for a tenner, bruv.

Frank: LOL, what can you do? Don’t you just hate it when you get rinsed by these mobile beggars bruv?

Lee: Only a tenner, bruv. I’d do it to him if the tables turned, bruv, LOL.

Frank: Likewise, LOL bruv.

by Jamie Cheese December 11, 2025