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Faggot Matthew

by Idubbbz is famous May 15, 2019
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Matthew Lazenby

Matthew Lazenby is a music producer from the uk known for his songs one and only and alone . You can find him on Spotify @matthew Lazenby
Have you heard the new Matthew Lazenby song
by Lpkg August 25, 2021
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matthew mader

Damn Matthew Mader I love your hair
by fromthehood05 March 1, 2017
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pulling a matthew

by Taco Bell 18 May 15, 2016
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Matthew

An annoying little bitch who hates being called Mat, Don't talk to this guy, he will murder you in your sleep
A Psycho just killed 12 people!
Must be a Matthew
by LITTLEFAG!101 February 20, 2020
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Dirty Matthew

Similar to the houdini, however, just as you are about to bust your load, you pull out and hawk one on your girl's back. When she turns around to smile at you, you whip out your 1,000,000 candle power spotlight and yell "Roll Tide," which blinds and then confuses her. She hops up and stumbles around, running into things like a drunk Auburn chick. The kicker is, you're stuck with her Lexus payments the next morning.
Redneck #1: How'dya make out last season?
Cracker #1: I dun shot me a 10 point buck, how'dyu do?
Redneck #2: I dragged one out of the woods and put the old dirty matthew on her, now she's got me steppin and fetchin, I tell ya, I am WORE OUT!
Cracker #1: TCB, man, of all the muthafuckas, you are the muthafuckest!
by typical_cracker_behavior January 25, 2006
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