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Minnesota Nice

A used by rude, "me first", and backstabbing people to convince others how nice they're supposed to be.

Someone who's generally the opposite of what they're trying to sell themselves as. A phony.
"What's wrong with you, can't you see how Minnesota NICE we are?"

That cunt slipped her way to the front of the line, in true Minnesota Nice fashion.
by wordsy54 August 13, 2008
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Minnetonka

A suburb west of Minneapolis with a school district that thinks people's hard earned tax money, that is put into EDUCATION, is best used for useless, million dollar expansions.Most of them are just to look cool. The most recent one is at Minnetonka High School, where the place is basically being made to look like a mall, it will even have a coffee shop.Minnetonka also complains about it when they don't have enough money when they are spending like there's no tommorow.

Most people who go to the high school, being mindless drones,don't realize what a huge waste of tax money it is, without stopping to think "hey, maybe minnetonka isn't the most important place in the world".
3 people that go to MHS
Person 1:hey dude did you see the construction they're doing ?!
Person 2:yeah man this is gonna be so sweet we gonna get coffee shop!
Intelligent Person:well this is just a part of the construction they are doing in the school and the district, it has to cost millions if not tens of millions of dollars, and it is tax money that they are wasting. I don't even pay taxes and this makes me really mad.
Person 1: OMG shut up retard minnetonka is amazing it so tight, I mean our team is called the skippers!
Intelligent Person: *Facepalm*
by yes really December 2, 2009
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Minnetonka High School

A dumb school full of stupid preps.
by pimpundapressure October 13, 2011
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Minnestoa

A place of happiness and ice, where the mall of the gods is located, and the twin cities of Minneloseropolis and St. Dylan are eternally at war.
"Dag, that kid from St. Dylan really knows his way around the Minnestoa."
by Anna Fiona January 28, 2007
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mince pie

when you shit in a girls fanny and mince it up with your dick
Peter: did you have a good christmas john?

John: yeah - i gave lucy a mince pie; fucking slag.
by MR.BJ December 22, 2009
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Mince

Pieces of dead skin that reside on your chin because you have taken tablets to dry out your skin for extreme forms of achne. Can be used to decribe the "mince" or to describe a person with it. see examples below.
Person (without mince): Ya mince is lookin canny mean today.
Person (with mince): Shut the fuck up.
Person (without mince): MINCE! MINCE! MINCE!
by Jonny0204 July 25, 2007
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two manned

if a guy asks if you "want to get two manned", he wants to have a threesome with you with another man
"You just tryn get two manned for the one time?"
by Livi24 May 19, 2017
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