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Lasagna Lover 

A person who loves the cartoon character, Garfield, so much that they and a partner cosplay as Garfield while the other person shoves a slice of lasagna in their ass and eats their ass out.
"You know, I'm a bit of a lasagna lover myself"
"Wanna show me how much you love lasagna? I've got a slice right here"
"Do you just so happen to have a costume of a certain orange fat cat?
"Wait right here"

Deluded lover 

A female from Uottawa who is in love with a boy, but won't care to admit it. She hides her feelings behind her stuffed orca so that she can pretend like her feelings do not exist when they are all over the place. She is madly in love, but she does not consciously know it yet, even though her subconscious is giving her hints. A deluded lover is a retarded girl who won't admit to being whippedazz and in love because she thinks that she was hurt, but she is stoopid.
Sophie: Hey vick, what happened that boy you were in love with?
Vick: omgggggg shut up you stupid jew, i'm not in love with him
Sophie: You're a deluded lover, so SHUT DI FACK UP and accept your fucking feelings bitch

CAR LOVER ASN 

A true CAR LOVER who really loves Cars and can do anything for Cars. His love for cars will never end.
HE IS THE CAR LOVER ASN OF CARS.

Lena Lover 

A male that presumably shows a lot of affection towards people named Lena in intimate ways.
Tony wants head from Lena. Tony is a Lena Lover
Lena Lover by TonyIsRetarded May 12, 2019

Glock lover 

They feel like there 50% aluminum and 50% polymer brick is the best on the market when you can't hit anything with it. They always bash 1911s even though there handgun is obviously inferior to todays market
That fags a glock lover.
Glock lover by Bashin May 21, 2019

God-lover 

Someone who loves god un-naturally more than they should. Often times this person will imagine a more than intimate relationship between them, god, and/or one of his disciples. It usually makes others uncomfortable.
My aunt is a god-lover who’s house is filled with thousands of religious trinkets.

He’s claims he communicates with God, but I think he’s just a crazy God-lover.

There’s a God-Lover screaming at people at the bus stop.
God-lover by I_caveman August 23, 2019