egg-laying

When you shove a hardboiled egg up your ass so that you can surprise people by shitting it out in front of them.

Lets go egg-laying.

by unskinny-bob November 2, 2021

fucking layed out

To be hit with such great force that one's body immediately goes limp and sprawls upon the floor.

Usually a comment from a by-stander who may also be shouting, "World Star!"

"Holy shit, did you see that? He got fucking layed out!"
"Damn, Rhonda Rousey got fucking layed out by Amanda Nunez"

by Money $loth January 5, 2017

seb lay

when u just love sheilas a little bit too much

oh no he has done a seb lay

by Jed Harrowell January 25, 2021

OTB Lay dung

The poetic and graceful art of taking a shit...

Jack syrup is on the bog Lay dung...said bekah the bonnet dung bitty. OTB Lay dung

by Swooshbeast December 17, 2023

LAY

A HOT magic unicorn also known as Zhang Yixing form EXOplanet who is always confused, can heal everyone and probably smoking weed.

Person 1: did you see that video of Lay?
Person 2: yes omg he was so hot!
Person 3: Girl calm down! We all know Kai is hotter!

by ByunBaekBunny March 17, 2017

layed up with the shits

When yo bitch ass got the mud butts and can't stand straight. You call out of work cause a niggas anus can't stop winkin and on fire that's when you layed up with the shits.

Layed up with the shits

by Big mutha Effin C June 10, 2017

Lays

An outgoing gay person that loves to party and often molest straight individuals. These kinds of gays are really rare they often wear glasses, have weird chins, and upper chest.

These lays is really trying to get with me

by Itzz_rey22 May 22, 2019