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Grassy Knob

An absolute twat of a man who refuses to ever shave his grassy knoll. He expects oral favors even though he has a slobbin' knobbin'! When he refuses to be manscapin', then let that man be (e)scapin'!
"You don't want that grassy knob to give you a salty pirate."

-Linzey
by Jat42069 January 16, 2024
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Knob

by HornyPornoAddict November 24, 2023
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oh my knob

Oh my Knob is a phrase taken from timed where the school would not let you curse openly. The prase its self is a classin word play of "oh my god" but 'God' is replaced with Life 'Knob' to not break that sacred 3rd amendment. 'Knob' is a slag word for dick which id a word that would not be allowed on school grounds except for lil richard. So what your really saying is "OH MY DICK" but with a clean word for dick.
"Hey billy do your math homework?"

"Oh my knob i forgot!"
by Oh My Knob Man February 8, 2018
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Slob on my knob

Slob on my knob
She’s absolutely slobbing on that knob!
by Big agnus August 14, 2025
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knob

by frabrizio April 21, 2018
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Brodie’s Knob

It’s a 1inch chode when hard. He also is desperate because of it.
Your such a Brodie’s knob, she’s trash
by Nonce eve November 26, 2018
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