kentucky meat show

When you dick-slap your second cousin in the face with your dirty hillbilly penis.

"Dude I gave my cousin Jessica a Kentucky Meat Show last night"
"That's fucking nasty dude what the fuck"

by LOLYOU1337 January 27, 2018

kentucky gold rush

The act of urinating inside of one during intercourse, causing golden liquids to rush out every where.

She didn't want a golden shower , but was willing to let me give her a Kentucky Gold Rush.

by Hitman20081 March 21, 2017

Kentucky swiss roll

When you put shit around your cock as lube and fuck a girl with it til you cum. The cum is icing and the shit is cake.

Man last night your sister asked for a kentucky swiss roll.

I heard that bitch has a fetish for kentucky swiss rolls.

by Thefunnyman25 July 22, 2016

kentucky spine shifter

Supplies:
A pack of frozen marbles
A slip and slide
A pair of kid size 4 soccer cleats
Fishing line "the strong stuff"
Philips head screwdriver WOMAN ADVISORY!!! its the one that looks like the plus sign--
Eyepatch
Bon Jovi CD (demo if possible)

Procedure-
Reverse hogtie your girlfriend (or for our friends in kentucky your sisters and/or moms are ok)
set up the slip n slide on stair case
put marbles in cleats and hit her/them in their good eye at the same time as you push her/them down the slip and slide
listen to bon jovi CD
give eyepatch to victim

return screwdriver

See kentucky spine shifter youtube

by mcsourmilk April 20, 2014

Kentucky Fried Taco

An elegant dance move only performed by trained individuals. Specifically consisting of both hands in a triangular formation placed on the floor; while one of the legs is placed around a person or an inanimate object (eg. wall, pole, table). The overall goal is having the body shape of Kentucky, while taco is in the air, and it must be hot.

Oh girl, you was at bandito’s doing that kernel approved Kentucky Fried Taco! How are you not pregnant?

by Trina Tangle November 11, 2018

Kentucky Cheese Curd

The Kentucky Cheese Curd is a sexual act/game preformed in the bedroom when the Male gapes the female's asshole and puts multiple cheese puffs in her ass, and 1 single milkdud. Once this is achieved the Male subject then guesses how many cheese puffs she will fart out before the milkdud. If guessed incorrectly, he has to eat all of it. If guessed correctly, she has to eat it.

Honey, when you get home would you like to spice things up, and have a Kentucky Cheese Curd?

by Doug McCockiner May 14, 2021

Kentucky vet clinic

A physical place or establishment (e.g. a bar, restaurant, health club, actual veterinary clinic in the state of Kentucky) that contains a surprising amount of lesbians.

"Jesus Christ, bro. I've never seen so many buzz cuts and flannel shirts. Looks like a goddamn Kentucky vet clinic in here."

by BellicoseStampCollector July 25, 2019