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Jessica

A transgender-Male who was born as a female, who is gay, christian, loves anime, and has homophobic parents👀
"Omg! Look at that boy who likes anime and is a simp!" "Must be a jessica" LMFAOOOO
by YourLocalAnimeSmpWeeb August 11, 2021
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Jessica

Jessica is a dumbass bitch
by oemgeebitch November 21, 2021
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Jessica

A girl that smells like shit and probably eats it. She also sells feet picture to her maths teacher to get an a. It obviously doesn't work though. She uses hot wheels as rollerskates and baguettes as swords
Peepee: I love Jessica
Poopoo: ew no she stabbed le with her baguette yesterday!!

Diahrea : she rolled over my big toe with her hot wheels.
by Hotwheelsupurazz November 27, 2021
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Jessica Brink

The most beautiful, perfect and funny girl in existence. She will manage to make any day no matter how miserable it is just absolutely perfect.
by TheWorldsRealOpinion June 27, 2025
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jessica mcgovern

1/4 of “The Daddy Quartet” from the CW tv show “Nerdz”

-she is a sexy queen

-resident nerd

-is sometimes referred to as cilantro by her friends for unknown reasons

-has rly gorgeous friends
-is hated by most people
-Do not give her the chance to talk abt One Direction, Harry Potter, Psychology, the nature of existence or really anything else she has any knowledge of because she will annoy you to death.
Jessica McGovern is so weird she literally said “i don’t want anyone fingering me post-mortem” like- who says that??
by cilantro.is.yummy July 12, 2021
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Jessica Bamford

A very talented human being that just wants attention. Pretends to care about others so she seems like she has a big heart so guys will be attracted to her but she actually doesn’t and is SUPER fake
by Xxkms November 7, 2018
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jessica dream simp

A very cool person and also My best friend who may or may not have forced me to write this, jess is very nice, and kind but is definitely not good at comforting you when you cry.
Me: jessica is a dream simp
Jessica dream simp: no exposing
by Mcytesa September 6, 2021
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