by Daber104 March 11, 2019
Get the Jake Tothmug. by jjsadventures December 11, 2021
Get the Jake TMBmug. The exact art born after successfully harvesting a deer, as coined by the legendary Hunter Jake.
Upon slugging a deer from what is likely 40 yards away, you must add an unbelievable amount of yards, like 300. So, you tell everyone it was about 350 yards away when you shot.
After you find your deer, you then take pictures and tell all your buddies you slayed a monster buck, as if it were the largest ever taken. You remove the head and put it in the bed of your pickup truck to show to all your buddies in the coming days.
Finally, and this is the most important step: you must don a new camoflauge hat with logos of equipment used in the hunt, such as Browning, Winchester, or Remington.
It is important to note that your story must be exaggerated more and more with each telling of the hunt and also that a new hat is required with every successful harvest of a monster 3 point buck.
Upon slugging a deer from what is likely 40 yards away, you must add an unbelievable amount of yards, like 300. So, you tell everyone it was about 350 yards away when you shot.
After you find your deer, you then take pictures and tell all your buddies you slayed a monster buck, as if it were the largest ever taken. You remove the head and put it in the bed of your pickup truck to show to all your buddies in the coming days.
Finally, and this is the most important step: you must don a new camoflauge hat with logos of equipment used in the hunt, such as Browning, Winchester, or Remington.
It is important to note that your story must be exaggerated more and more with each telling of the hunt and also that a new hat is required with every successful harvest of a monster 3 point buck.
Person 1: I just got a 13 point buck!
Person 2: Send a pic! Congrats dude!
Person 2: Dude, you're a regular ole Hunter Jake. That's like a 5 point.
Person 1: its legit. Just a bad camera on my phone.
Person 2: Send a pic! Congrats dude!
Person 2: Dude, you're a regular ole Hunter Jake. That's like a 5 point.
Person 1: its legit. Just a bad camera on my phone.
by BuckMaster January 4, 2013
Get the Hunter Jakemug. Absolute peice of shit. Will sit on your girl’s face for a small fortune. Once ate a Quesorito from Taco Bell out of my ass( it was quite consensual). Known for dropping massive shats on the back of the bus. Also known as “A Complete Fucking Imbisile”. Also is known for saying the following phrase: “I am horny...tehehe. I’m a little gay boy, i just shit the bed come suck my thumb daddy.“
by bigtittedyodelman January 29, 2020
Get the Jake Ungermug. by K daawg March 19, 2022
Get the Jake Cluleymug. jake paul is a mother fucking asshole who is inappropriate he's disgusting I lost full respect for him he's a hoe he's trash and ew
Like does he not fucking know that his fan base is like 12 and below like most of them
he was only useing erika costell for views We all knew it was her it doesn't fucking matter he's such a bitch
And the fact like she didn't do shit to him and she misses him and he dont give af
he's still inspiring as in paying for ur own mansion and getting a lot of cars but other than that he's garbage
he only cares about getting high and drunk
HES A MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE IF U SEE THIS UNSUBSCRIBE TO HIM
Like does he not fucking know that his fan base is like 12 and below like most of them
he was only useing erika costell for views We all knew it was her it doesn't fucking matter he's such a bitch
And the fact like she didn't do shit to him and she misses him and he dont give af
he's still inspiring as in paying for ur own mansion and getting a lot of cars but other than that he's garbage
he only cares about getting high and drunk
HES A MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE IF U SEE THIS UNSUBSCRIBE TO HIM
by kara_boo1612 April 25, 2020
Get the jake paulmug. Jake White is a popular slang term for bisexual aliens who act like they’re not bisexual. Most people really dislike people who act like Jake White. They all hate them but Jake White never realises.
“Oh my god I him so much!”
“Yeah he’s a lot like Jake (white). He’s definitely bisexual. I hate people like that.)
“Yeah he’s a lot like Jake (white). He’s definitely bisexual. I hate people like that.)
by notwaleed August 30, 2023
Get the Jake (White)mug.