Work porn

When you make an absolutely innocent Google image search and instead of the searched for term you end up with hardcore porn results. This typically then results in hitting every button on your keyboard to make it go away.

I googled well field yesterday and page 3 results had crazy work porn! Now I'm worried I'm going to get shit-canned.

by kinigit May 11, 2017

Both works

A phrase used by bisexual people, meaning that they are attracted to both men and women.

"Do you like men or women?"
"Um... both. Both works."

by bisexualcatwithlightsaber March 27, 2022

Rig Work

To lift consistently and work as hard as if you were an oil rig employee.

I saw Derek in the gym today putting in that rig work.

Damn, Carter has become jacked! He must have been putting in some serious Rig Work!

by Do_Logic November 28, 2018

offsite working

I am remotely, instead of in the office. See you online.

I am, offsite working today.

by itbchrissy November 8, 2017

Gas works

The Houses of Parliament in Westminster, London

Only used in London, often by taxicab drivers

If you get off at St James' station, it's only 10 minutes on your shank's pony to get to the gas works

by firereckless May 21, 2019

Work Tramp

A self proclaimed tramp when at work. Also known as Luke Johnston.

“I’m luke and I’m a work tramp, i don’t wash for weeks when at work”

by Work Tramp March 20, 2021

Working owl

When you bust a massive load on your wife's mouth in the shower when she swallows she said "whoooo"

She worked the owl and I gave her the whoooos. She was "working owl"

by Drewaki939393 December 20, 2020