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Cookie Crisps

Every young child’s favorite cereal, along with trix and captain crunch. It’s amazing it’s cookies and milk. It get a 10/10
Young child 1: I like cookie crisps
Young child 2: same
Young child 3: same
Young child 4: same
by MazDavidson August 12, 2020
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cookie math

Using some math to see if a certain amount of (((cookies))) could have been put in the “oven” in a certain amount of time
Matt: I’m having a big potluck in 4 years and I need to bake 6 million cookies, but no matter how I look at it I can’t make it work
James: You should have done your cookie math, man.
by anonymous October 28, 2020
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Cookie-doe

She's my bunny. I was hungry when I came up with her name and a female bunny is called a doe so.... She is a Holland Lop so that means she has floppy ears. She loves fruits and vegetables and likes to drink water from a bowl like my dog, Guinness. She has 2 bad legs tho, but she is still amazing and it is not that rare.
Cookie-doe is cute.
by MemeWolf October 3, 2020
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christ cookie

Need to go to church Sunday and grab myself a Christ cookie.
by Eeeeeeeeeeup! March 19, 2017
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cookie pounder

When you're fucking your cousin and she takes a shit inside of a cookie mix. Then you jump on the bowl of mix butt first while you're nutting.
Oh man Christy I really enjoyed that cookie pounder.
by SummonerLingLing March 20, 2017
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cookie slut

A person who loves cookies way too much.
Can you guys believe how much of a cookie slut Josh is?
by PurpsJL November 4, 2017
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Cookie Licker

When someone tries to claim everyone they ever talked to so their friends can't date them. They are like a child that licks a cookie all the other kids want and set it on the table so no one else can eat it.
Carmen: That girl is such a cookie licker.

Jordyn: I know. She thinks everyone she ever talked to is hers, and no one else can date them. She just picks up the cookie, licks it, and sets it back in the table so no one else can have it.
by J_123456 February 20, 2017
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