Dark Handy

The act of giving or receiving a handjob in a poorly lit area.

Joe: "Yo I'm goin to the movies with sarah."
Brian: "Gonna get some dark handy action?"
Joe: "If im lucky enough."
(later at the movies)
**fap, fap, fap**

by BigCol April 11, 2013

Dark filitis

Seizures and anxiety attack if “shades” aren’t worn at night.

Calm down dawg where da shades I got dark filitis

by Doooood mannn December 27, 2020

Army of Darkness

Literally the best movie ever made

She tried to fuck while watching Army of Darkness so I broke up with her.
Can't distract me.

by WHAT!!!@?!??! November 1, 2022

Dark Jealous

A term used by the homosexual community to refer to a level of jealousy regarding something, usually followed by feminine hand gestures. Being "dark jealous" is used in context generally preceded by the phrase "color me" and still doesn't make much sense.

*Someone walks in the room with a cookie ice cream sandwich*
"Well color me dark jealous!"

by beloose July 13, 2017

dark warden

fighting falcon in a nutshell. nothing more nothing less, it simply is him.

Geez, who the hell is running dark warden fashion at A. I have spikes on my orochi, and that isnt NEARLY as bad as this.

he should get some help.

by zevalin February 6, 2022

the dark side

Somewhat common, usually refering to the act of a fine-white of the female persuasion suddenly loosing interest in those of her own race.

-Yeah I dated her for a while, but then she went to the dark side...
-You mean?
-Yeah, shes bangin' black cock now...
-I hear you never come back...

by sadwhiteguy August 30, 2003

dark rooms

hardcore S&M places frequented by so called 'sex terrorists'.

stupid girl: ewww! hammer, you av a wonderful dark room... but I can see no enlarger near?
hammer: oh, that's because I quit photography, baby. Wanna see something interesting?
*both get inside*.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006