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Internet Chick

One who is a female that is met on the Internet. Also a female who, after significant correspondence over the Internet, gets a burning and passionate desire to meet online suitor in person by buying a plane ticket and visiting them, most typically in New York City.
Friend: "So Rob, when is your Internet chick coming to visit?"

Rob: "Who, Milwaukee Liz, Liz L. Whitefish Bay Liz, Indianapolis Liz, or any of the above Lizes?"

Friend: "Bingo, you got it."

Rob: "Labor Day weekend."

Friend: "Sweeeeeeeeeet."
by Object of Internet Chicks' des October 10, 2008
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Internetiquette

He has poor internetiquette. He facebook messaged me just to tell me to go to hell.
by PaperTom April 19, 2009
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Internet Explorer

Microsoft's default browser for Windows
by Princess Celestia 2 December 6, 2012
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Internet Hitler

A person with the charisma that makes people follow him and do bad things they wouldn't normally do.
Billy: Man, remember when Jimmy made us kill that guy?
Carl: Yeah, he's a total internet Hitler.
by iPi November 2, 2013
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Internet Explorer

Microsoft's included tool for downloading Google Chrome.
I use Internet Explorer to download Google Chrome whenever I get a new computer.
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milking the internet

taking full advantage of free downloadable files online, mainly mp3's but also movies, photos etc., and by that experiencing an emotional high that makes it hard to stop downloading more and more.
A: "you look kinda tired. long night?"
B: "yeah i've been milking the internet non-stop. once i start it's just too difficult to quit."
by speedyconkiwi October 10, 2009
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internet pretty

The term used for when someone creates a more beautiful image of themselves by using:
text to describe themselves,
selective photo angles to show there "best side"
heavily photoshoping (sometimes) to remove all other information.
Though in real life, there just an ok looking narcassistic and yet insecure bitch\bastard, who would otherwise be a well rounded person, if the internet had no infected her with internet confidence and twisted them
Mr. T : Hey have you seen lora's new pics, shes hot!
Jacko : Yeah but i have seen her in real life, shes internet pretty!
MR. T : damn fool!
Jacko : Oww!
by Annox February 10, 2006
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