morning after poo

When you wake up hungover and you take a huge dump to make you feel better.

I was so hungover this morning! But then I had my morning after poo and I was fine!

by stotty575 June 13, 2010

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Beef jerky in the morning

Absurdly early in the morning. See also zero dark thirty, asscrack or buttcrack of dawn, dark o'clock or stupid o'clock

"I need a power nap. I'm not used to being up at beef jerky in the morning."
"Bro, this better be important – it's beef jerky in the morning here."

by freezerbee August 01, 2019

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early morning shit

A shit that you have to take less than 15 mins after arriving to work. Alot of times it can get you in trouble with the boss because they have no idea where the hell you are.

Barbara: Have you seen Jenny this morning?
Jay: No I haven't. Have you checked the bathroom yet? She could be taking an early morning shit.
Barbara: God damnit!

by Speakerbox12 April 22, 2016

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doki doki morning

doki doki morning is a debut song from a japan kawaii metal group BABYMETAL

PERSON 1: If you can guess BABYMETAL debut song, i will pay ur dinner
PERSON 2: OMG THATS SO EASY!! It's definitely Doki doki morning haha!!

by Babydontstopwhitecake November 07, 2020

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foggy morning surprise

after a vigorous night of sex the male wakes early with morning wood. He masturbates and ejaculates in the sleeping girl's face. She is woken up ;blinded and upset. she is having a foggy morning

that foggy morning surprise yesterday was great

by myn odu December 31, 2009

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