Internet Teen

A teenager whom lives upon the internet and thrives around similar species.

That girl Danni Venters is such an internet teen !!! @sadboyscIub

by hibyelolno January 28, 2014

internet girl

A girl who is constantly browsing the internet and knows everything that goes on in social media, from new memes, to new youTube clips, to new gossip about celebrities.

Andrea always knows what's happening, she must be an internet girl.

by ginger_rdp November 24, 2014

Internet Troll

Someone who causes dismay to someone on the internet that they don't even know, much less befrended on a site. They are most likely known to put lame or hurtful comments on someone's facebook, YouTube video (mainly videos in which the user is attempting something new like animation or clay mation), or anywhere you can openly post comments. Internet Trolls are known to also have nver contributed to the site they terrorize on and have a lame username. The best way to control the troll is to post a hurtful comment back or just delete, mark as spam, or report the comment.

Example of an Internet Troll #1
Puckerupbabii120: You need to drop dead. You guys look so retarded in this piece of shit you call a video.

Example of an Internet Troll #2
JesusSUX101: Do you really think that anyone cares about you? You gay dickhead.

by nanopanda June 23, 2010

internet says hello

When little kids learn "grown up" words/customs, thanks to the INTERNET.
A way to explain how the kid knows to another baffled elder.

Little Timmy: I know what masturbation is!
John: Dude, how does your 7 year old brother know this?!
Bob: Yeah, internet says hello.

by Tsunami Chris August 7, 2007

Internet trash

When you rather have the internet than your friends. You have a Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, Wattpad, and even MySpace account! You get a billion notifications because of subscription box or because you need to do something! You read, watch videos, blog, play games, chat, email, listen to music and ignore all outside life like most people that are reading are! lol! It's okay because most people are internet trash!

"Omg!! Aren't we all internet trash?!"

by Panic! At the references! October 25, 2016

internet-famous

When you get famous on the Internet but nobody knows what you look like. And if they do, they've seen 1 or 2 pictures of you giving the finger or posing for the camera.

Maddox is the most Internet-famous person you'll never see.

by Didda Tinkle July 1, 2004

Internet Explorer

A not surprisingly crappy browser created by Microsoft, apparently for the purpose of making web designers' jobs twice as hard, largely because of Bill Gates' arrogant disdain for any standards but his own.

Shall we continue investing our time in writing "hacks" to make our web pages display properly in Internet Explorer, or shall we just start designing for quality browsers instead?

by David Blomstrom March 4, 2007