a no tallent wannabe who thinks that what they do is extream or hard. the kids at the skate parks who do the same line every time, and cry when someone gets in their way. they think that they are cool cuz they can grind a rail for 5 seconds.
Q:what do skateboarders do when they aren't going to land a trick?
A:kick their gay boards away and land on their feet.
same question for skaters
A:take the fall get the fuck and and try again
Q:what do skateboarders do when they aren't going to land a trick?
A:kick their gay boards away and land on their feet.
same question for skaters
A:take the fall get the fuck and and try again
wood pusher:omg these kids are getting in my way of doing the same trick that i just did. here comes that damn skater(quick call him a fruit booter)
skater:stfu you think what u do is hard, try grinding a rail for more than two seconds. better yet try jumping over a sidewalk with a 5ft piece of grass behind it onto a rail that is about chest high and grind the whole thing.
skater:stfu you think what u do is hard, try grinding a rail for more than two seconds. better yet try jumping over a sidewalk with a 5ft piece of grass behind it onto a rail that is about chest high and grind the whole thing.
by alpha1 skater November 6, 2008
Get the wood pushermug. by Lesa Nelson November 25, 2015
Get the Chopping Woodmug. It is a sexual term for when during anal intercourse, a man hits the woman so hard in the stomach that she vomits.
Antonym; See The Reverse Wood Chipper
Antonym; See The Reverse Wood Chipper
by WNM July 24, 2006
Get the The Wood Chippermug. A chris wood is someone who demonstrates the audacity of a bullfighter by pulling big dangerous tricks on a skateboard.
by onebrother January 21, 2008
Get the chris woodmug. by una knight March 17, 2005
Get the wood chippermug. Is when a man has four children by four different woman said children can be born years months or weeks apart
Hey girl I hear you been fucking with drock and you pregnant now you this official makes him Home Depot approved he's a 4x4 he got that hood wood not that good wood
by van Hohenheim of light November 15, 2014
Get the hood woodmug. guy1:man this chick is HOT.
guy2:eh i only have a willow wood from this.
guy1"WTF how?! she is a big bootie bitch!
guy2:what ever/
guy2:eh i only have a willow wood from this.
guy1"WTF how?! she is a big bootie bitch!
guy2:what ever/
by cckblck August 27, 2010
Get the Willow woodmug.