Water the Lawn

When one's penis remains awkwardly mis-positioned after a night of wet dreaming and thus discharges like a sprinkler during the first tinkle of the day.

I never wipe the floor up after I Water the Lawn and my girlfriend hates it!

by L3akyFauc3t July 27, 2012

Water Drive By

performing a drive by with water guns or water balloons

We did a water drive by on those bastards, they were soaked

by lowreeder August 2, 2008

Water Chimp

Chiron. Chiron is a Water Chimp

That dude over there is such a Water Chimp

by StAlche November 11, 2020

Angel Water

When your name is Angel and you carry vodka in a water bottle in your purse. Then it becomes "Angel Water."

She was sipping her Angel Water as the night went on.

by airems May 11, 2018

seed water

It is the pre-cum

Oh man I think my seed water got her pregnant

by Wizard Acrobat February 9, 2017

Slut Water

Blue collar term for Truly, White Claw or any other hard seltzer typically drank by your “basic bitch” or hard working individuals when they want to get “white girl wasted” after a long day.

Hey man, can you grab some slut waters at the store.

by Beaker0307 September 6, 2020

water bottle

An exceptionally large penis that can release seminal fluid many feet. 9 inches AT LEAST.

Slut1: How big is your boyfriend
Slut2: Like 10 inches
Slut1: what's that like?
Slut2: A water bottle in your coolie.

by TommyTubervillelicksmyballs September 27, 2007