christmas story morning

Christmas story morning- when you wake up and some semen leakage from the night prior has stuck your dick hole to your underwear. Just like when flick was triple dog dared to stick his tongue to the frozen flag pole.

My Dick hole has been bothering me all day. I need to start peeing before I go to bed so I can prevent these Christmas story mornings.

by Tenaciousron October 18, 2017

Morning After Marathon

A phenomenon amongst particularly sadistic runners. When it comes to time leave a party and the runner is too intoxicated to drive, he/she has their friends drop them off at their house so they can run to their car in the morning. Can represent a distance from 1 mile to 26.2.

Ben: Man, can you drive me home? I'm way too wasted to drive.

Mike: How are you going to get your car man?

Ben: I'll need to exercise off this hangover anyway, I'll just go for the morning after marathon.

by ehmohteeoh October 13, 2010

Sunday morning streetsweeper

When you wake up so hung over that while gargling with mouthwash you decide to go ahead and swallow it in order to cure your hangover. Also known as a "Navajo Top Shelf".

There wasn't any alcohol left in the house so I had to resort to a "Sunday morning streetsweeper"

by Ken Shooter January 21, 2012

Beef jerky in the morning

Absurdly early in the morning. See also zero dark thirty, asscrack or buttcrack of dawn, dark o'clock or stupid o'clock

"I need a power nap. I'm not used to being up at beef jerky in the morning."
"Bro, this better be important – it's beef jerky in the morning here."

by freezerbee August 1, 2019

foggy morning surprise

after a vigorous night of sex the male wakes early with morning wood. He masturbates and ejaculates in the sleeping girl's face. She is woken up ;blinded and upset. she is having a foggy morning

that foggy morning surprise yesterday was great

by myn odu December 31, 2009

good morning kiss

getting a blow-job first thing in the morning

since i'm up, how about a good morning kiss?

by miss_kitty_infiniti September 19, 2009

Early morning tea

The sweat left on someone's face from your scrotum after you teabag them.

Rucker: Would you like to join me for some early morning tea?
Courtney: What's that?

by -=RUCKER=- June 14, 2004