talk to the horses

nip off round the back for a quick piss

holy shit mate, after all them beers I'm gonna have to talk to the horses...

by ehup November 27, 2003

Nooka Horse

Not fair, shouldn't have happened. Similar to "BullShit"

Man, that is Nooka Horse!

by Luke Barbour July 10, 2006

horse feeler

A girl that is under 18, dresses like a hooker, and only does men with big dicks.

girl: hay man, want to do it.

man: sure!

(both get in bed)

girl: hay, your dick is only 2.5 inches long, not 3.5!(girl walks out)

man: what a horse feeler!

by horse haver April 29, 2010

Horse Girl

A girl who is also a horse. Half horse, half girl, all danger.

"That girl's half horse. She's a horse girl. A horse hybrid. A horsebrid."

by TimesChu December 15, 2019

The Crazy Horse

The act of licking one's own dick.

Guy 1: What are you doing?
Guy 2: Oh, I'm just lickin' my dick. It's called the crazy horse; you gotta look it up.

by Todd Gaines January 09, 2011

horse's arse

Not a very nice person. Also horse's ass. Can be described as the north end of a horse going south.

I wouldn't take any notice of what he said, he's just a horse's arse.

by David from Kingsbury November 08, 2003

Horse Wrangler

A person male or female that obsesses about horses this person is usually around horses or can be totally obsessed about horse at first glance, some horse wranglers are not just obsessed they can get pleasure and sexual arrousment from horses.

My neighbour is such a freak he is the biggest horse wrangler I know.

by pussy cruncher September 08, 2011