Horse-semen

The clear-like liquid that comes from the bottom of a frozen burrito when you microwave it.

Here man have a burrito, I scraped the horse-semen off for you

by JuliusPepperwood May 15, 2015

talk to the horses

nip off round the back for a quick piss

holy shit mate, after all them beers I'm gonna have to talk to the horses...

by ehup November 26, 2003

Horse Girl

A girl who is also a horse. Half horse, half girl, all danger.

"That girl's half horse. She's a horse girl. A horse hybrid. A horsebrid."

by TimesChu December 15, 2019

horse Bitch

a chick who loves horses,
has horses, takes pictures of her horses, posts about her horses and wont shut the fuck up about her horses.

how did that loser end up with her?
oh wait she is a horse bitch.

by Yeah_boy1 January 20, 2013

Dogs and horses

When you talk utter bollocks, that makes no sense too the person you are talking to.

"Hey, I love God!"
"woaahhh! You talk dogs and horses!"

by The almighty clown man May 15, 2009

The Crazy Horse

The act of licking one's own dick.

Guy 1: What are you doing?
Guy 2: Oh, I'm just lickin' my dick. It's called the crazy horse; you gotta look it up.

by Todd Gaines January 9, 2011

horse collar

Inserting penis into mouth of an unsuspecting victim, and then tightly wrapping one's legs around their head. Bonus points for performing while victim is standing up.

I horse collared Ed while he was sleeping, he woke up to quite a shock.

by Max Turtles September 11, 2010