Food horny

When the food looks so good that you have a very strong desire for it.

I just saw the photo of the food you posted. Where did you get that? I’m food horny.

by DeOreo July 13, 2020

Civilize Horny

Civilize Horny is when both partners have a good, nice conversation about how splended sex is.

I had a conversation with my girlfriend we had Civilized Horny conversation

Civilize Horny is when both partners have a good, nice conversation about how splended sex is.

by Themanmanlol August 29, 2020

Horny crisis

When all of a sudden you get horny in an area where you cannot satisfy yourself so you get very self conscious or frustrated.

Ron: I had a horny crisis the other day at the mall.
Rick: Ah man that sucks!
Ron: Yeah, good thing I was close to leaving.

by Boipoi September 22, 2020

Nic horny

When you are horny for nicotine and want it really badly.

Ava just stole my puff, now I’m nic horny!

by Shitfacesam October 26, 2020

rig horny

You've spent your previous 8 weeks on an off-shore rig surrounded by undesirables, you've self serviced this entire time and you can't stop thinking about getting to a love depot for a 1hr session with an upstairs angel.

lexus: oh... my... fucking god.... you erupted all over the room, there's a dent in the wall from your blast!!
stefan: that's what happens when you're rig horny.

by mr_grotesk August 21, 2016

Horny Cactus

Someone who has intercourse with various people but can’t commit to a relationship for longer than a month.

You’re a horny cactus!

by Clapping Machine February 3, 2018

Horny for food

Like being food horny, but a more extreme desire to eat anything that tastes good.

guy 1: bro im horny for food, i'll literally eat anything

guy 2: wanna go get some take away?

by Mister-O-Podian December 2, 2020