horny guppy

Something/someone dry humping an object due to being sexually deprived.

Bryan: Did you see Anjelica last night? She was going hard!

Noah: Yeah!! It was like she was horny guppy!

by BoahGee December 11, 2022

horny ginger

When a leprechaun fucks a fairy and they shit sparkles out their ass During the process And the leprechaun has a shit dick

Horny ginger fucks pecans

by Brodie like horse dicken butt September 23, 2019

Horny Grieving

Being extremely horny typically from lack of sex and knowing that you’ll never be able to have sex again with your partner because they have passed away. This term is very close in relation to ‘Sad Horny’ as you might be horny and want to try to masturbate but the sheer idea of another person or your partner sends your spiraling into a crying panic attack. God forbid you get to lay a finger on yourself in an attempt to release some of these awful, pent up emotions because a slew of sexual memories flow into your head preventing you from getting it up.

Fuck I miss elijah bruh. We had the best sex ever and im utterly crushed i’ll never get dicked down againnnn. Im fucking Horny grieving right now all i can’t think about his thst mans poking me and i can’t even jerk tf off. help my balls hurt im so done. i miss my baby. LLE😪💔

by EJlikestoast February 8, 2023

Ace Horny

A feeling felt by sex averse asexuals, being the closest they can feel to being horny. Usually manifests in ways such as suddenly feeling more appreciative of your friends and feeling the urge to show some sort of platonic affection, be it verbal or physical

"Alright I'm ace horny again, you know what that means. Who wants hugs, cuz I wanna hug everyone in this room right now, bring it in."

by anonymous September 5, 2021

Ultima Horny

A feeling that could be described as the ultimate Combination of Horny and Heart Horny which is felt when seeing or thinking about someone you deeply care about. It pretty much means you want to hug and cuddle someone while fucking the shit out of them at the same time. So horny but with a very emotional element to it. The main issue with this state of emotion is that it can not be easily resolved by Masturbation or Cuddling alone. Recommended solution would be to cuddlefuck which is honestly pretty self explanatory.

"Dude, I´m so Ultima Horny right now."
"How come?"
"I haven´t seen my Girlfriend in a while so thats probably it"

by ZickZackZICKZACK May 25, 2019

Horny Somalian

the act of pooping while smoking a bowl

"How was your poop?"
"Bro, that was one horny Somalian."

by JumboPaperclip January 1, 2012

Horny Cactus

Someone who has intercourse with various people but can’t commit to a relationship for longer than a month.

You’re a horny cactus!

by Clapping Machine February 3, 2018