by FuckCrabGuy June 22, 2018
Get the 'bury gogglesmug. (verb)
When two people squat over someone lying on the ground, placing their bare buttholes directly on the person’s eyes—giving them a pair of “muddy goggles.”
When two people squat over someone lying on the ground, placing their bare buttholes directly on the person’s eyes—giving them a pair of “muddy goggles.”
"Bro, last night at the frat party, Kyle passed out, and we gave him Rally Goggles. Dude woke up wearing the muddiest goggles ever!"
by OC2025 July 21, 2025
Get the Rally Gogglesmug. Military Goggles - n. The phenomenon that happens when someone instantly becomes more attractive just by being in the military.
Not to be confused with tactical goggles (totally different).
Not to be confused with tactical goggles (totally different).
At first I thought Mike was a 7, but then he put his ACUs on. It might be the military goggles, but now Mike is definitely a 9.
by KaeCee423 November 26, 2015
Get the Military Gogglesmug. The act of placing one's testicles on the bridge of another person's nose so that a testicle drupes over each eye to emulate goggles, especially those worn by world War two bomber pilots.
by Ishmael the orphan February 12, 2022
Get the Bomber gogglesmug. when students at ruben s. ayala highschools are so chopped that people who are typically viewed as unattractive, becomes attractive.
by foottickler69420 July 26, 2025
Get the ayala gogglesmug. Like beer goggles but kicks in while a person is sober and willing to fuck any one of any body type..
by Myers guy May 1, 2016
Get the Thirsty gogglesmug. When a man or group of men spend an extended period of time isolated from any women, especially in the wilderness on a trip camping or even at a summer camp for weeks, it causes his/their perception of the attractiveness of any woman or women they lay eyes on to be exaggerated as a result of the relative lack of exposure. Obviously this applies to straight men, I'm not sure whether it works similarly for women isolated from men or homosexual women or men being isolated from the group toward whom they are attracted, or not. My guess is that it does, though the effect may be strongest with straight men, but I don't know.
"My friend just got back to civilization from a month-long trip in the Rockies with his friends, and he was ogling hard at these chicks who couldnt have been more than a 4 or 5 and that's being generous. He definitely has a case of moose goggles after that long all-male experience. I sure wouldn't want to do something like that without at least some women along. Even if no one's getting it on or anything, it makes a huge difference for how your mind works when you see one. I've had moose goggles before after going to an all-boys summer camp and it has the disinhibitory potential to lead to decisions that could cause regret, for sure. "
by Psygn February 17, 2021
Get the Moose gogglesmug.