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Goon Juice

That sweet, sweet, nectar that comes out of a man's genitals after a mean goon sesh. This viscous liquids most common use is to impregnate a woman, although if your reading this, there's no way you'll ever do that.
Kevin: Just got done with a crazy goon sesh
Gabe: How much goon juice came out?

Dante: Hopefully enough to fill up my ass.
by Th3Intellectual November 22, 2024
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Goon Coin

Originated from the term gooner. This coin holds extreme value to those who master in the art of gooning. The more Goon Coin one holds, the more aura they obtain. Its is particularly valuable to those who practice Judiasim and have Indian descent.
Xerathion has so much Goon Coin!
by dannymanandhar September 9, 2025
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street goon

A motivated criminal apprehension specialist typically (but not always) on the 2nd shift or 3rd shift of a police force's patrol unit. Engages with the community hourly, gets involved, and builds bridges by jumping over fences and taking down thugs. A Street Goon protects the community first then asks/answers questions later.
Rochelle: that bald white patrol cop looks like Mackey from The Shield and has a really mean-looking resting face. I do not know if he is a good cop or not.

JaQuan: he is a good cop: he's what we call a Street Goon. When he's not sleeping, cooking 8-egg+rice+tuna burritos, and benching weights ín his garage between shifts he is protecting our ghetto-ass hood. He is the quintessential Dennis Rodman of police officers--the garbage man that does the dirty work nobody else wants to do.
by phbl February 5, 2025
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Goon Baboon

S: "I think when you guys leave I'm going to goon"
Z: "what?? That's like the third time today"
W: "nah he's the real goon baboon"
by AlphaZ_23 June 25, 2025
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Goon Splash

Goon splash is the slang term of the male ejaculate/semen. Usually an exaggeration of a normal/human-like amount.
“i goon splashed all over her face, man. It was like the floors of Alaskan countryside!”
by JBGoonBox September 16, 2025
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Goon Cocoon

Johnny spent ALL DAY gooning in his goon cocoon.

I am going to rent the Las Vegas Sphere and turn it into a goon cocoon.
by OilySaltine February 9, 2024
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Goblin Goon

Giant sized body. Goblin sized brain.
by JackCheeze April 21, 2025
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