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Straight Up Gangster Penis 

1. A term sometimes used in place of "erection" or "boner"
2. Something you say when you need something really random in order to distract someone, often used to make a hasty escape.
*Mostly said in the rhythm of the Old Spice commercial in which Terry Crews says "Pa-pa-pa-pa-power!" (straight-up-gang-ster-penis!)
*Variations include down-right gangter penis, boomeranger gangster penis, and upsided perfect penis
1. Lukas: Ok so if Ben is 2 years younger than Isaiah, and Katie is 5 years older than twice Isaiah's age, and Thomas is currently 1/2 of Katie's age away from being an adult, how long will it be until Thomas is a teenager?
Me:... Well i'd have to say... as long as it takes for him to get a straight up gangster penis!

2.Some guy with a gun: AYO BITCH IMA SHOOT YOUR ASS!
Me: ....Straight up gangster penis!
Some guy with a gun: ...umm... LOLWUT!?
Me: *runs*

Gangsta walk 

After sustaining an injury to a leg, knee, foot, ect. the limp required is known as a gangsta walk.
"What's with the gangsta walk?"

"I have the gnarliest gangsta walk after busting my knee yesterday"
Gangsta walk by Word Burglar December 31, 2009

Tuppaware Gangstas 

In relation to all the wanna be hard-ass niggers/wiggers who only wear FuBu WuTang And DaDa
"Check Out The Tuppaware Gangstas, Lets Go Start Some Shit"
Tuppaware Gangstas by Shit Starter October 12, 2004

paper gangster

a gangster on paper only. birth certificate may even state "poor rich kid." Current pop culture dictates he copy the "gangsters" on tv and dress hip hop/urban.
Check this paper gangster.. walking with a limp but never got shot. Someone aught to revoke the sticker from his hat.
paper gangster by ThisBytes March 8, 2009
Gangsta is the negroid version of Gangster. It's a pitiful version. The main difference: Italian immigrants were handed shovels when they landed at Ellis Island, not a welfare check. The Gangster of European descent knew their father and grandparents, didn't refer to women as bitches and ho's and were very organized. The Gangsters that landed from Europe were crooks, no doubt, but their energies were focused on making money against an industry or system.

Today's negro Gangstas are proudly uneducated, poor and powerless. In order to acheive a "sense" of power, the negro will act as a jungle animal by stealing from their mothers the father is dead, living at a half-way house or is in prison, bite the hands that feed them people that have jobs,and beat their chests like an ape in order to intimidate. If the Gangsta only recognized what a laugh we get out of them. We typically have a hip-hop day at work to see who can come up with the stupidest negro slang. I think the web site mostoffivevideo does the best job. You stupid animals. Get a fucking job and stop whining.

Today's Gangsta
At the mall with 5 teenage groids roaming their prey: "Yo, look at dat white bitch, Dis Gangsta's gonna mac a hoofie wit dat fat ass..."
gangsta by John Vogler December 28, 2006

gangsta party 

Sexual intercourse involving one female and many males. Also known as a train, track meet, or a fiasco. Derives from the term Gang Bang.
"Damn i heard she was a runner, they threw a gangsta party on that pussy the other night!"
gangsta party by huSTLa June 11, 2006