florida

A good place to live. Some places are bad but it's the same in every state.

The weather is usually just sun and rain. Hurricanes, tornadoes, and lightning are usually what you have to worry about from early summer through early fall. It gets cold, but definitely not as cold as what others in the US are used to. It snowed decades ago, and when it did, it was less than an inch and gone by sun rise.

Also, the majority of its bad drivers are teens and seniors, which is unfortunate since if you're a good driver, you'll probably be blamed for their mess.

Its education system is terrible, but some schools are great.

Florida = Russian Roulette when finding a good place to live.

by Floridian23 August 6, 2007

Ford

Spanish for piece of shit.

Look at his piece of shit ford truck.

by ACKlck August 30, 2010

FloriDUMB

It has got to be the worst state in the United States. It's shaped like a crocked penis, is home to the most rudest people and landlords, and also its full of sex offenders and its the state where most serial killers flee to.

Two guys from Ohio.

Trevor: Hey dude so are we traveling to California or Florida?
Matthew: Are you Crazy? Florida? more like FloriDUMB since its a knockoff state of California. Let's go to California.
Trevor: LOL alright.

by FloridaSucksCaliforniaDoesnt34 June 29, 2011

ford trucks

The beast of all other truck manufacturers. Although a ford owner will insult you on your Chevy, they all in all actually do have respect for your truck. In Ohio, almost everyone has a ford truck. Driving on a backload in your little honda civic, or your very own ford, you'll be passed by multiple f-150's, 250's, 350's before you spot another regular car. If you have a diesel, you're even cooler. Country boys have bets to see who can 'blow more smoke' out of theirs, and they haul everything you could need in the country. The truck makes your life on the farm ten times easier, plus you get chicks in your four wheel drive. It's a win-win.

If you own any ford trucks, you're tough. Built tough, ford tough.

by Hometown girl October 12, 2013

Ford Escort

A great first car for anyone (unless you are over 6'5" or +300lbs). It is small, light, and reliable (insanely reliable). Not to mention it will get over 20 MPG....running on only two cylinders (30+MPG when you have the spark plug wires on the correct cylinders). There aren't millions of buttons and controls to be distracted by while driving.

The engine in my Ford Escort was running really rough one day when idling. When I drove the 45 minutes home I found out that two vacuum lines had finally popped off after 11 years.

by Steevy_T October 18, 2011

Florahome, Florida

Florahome ("Home of flowers") is a VERY small town in N. Florida that lies on S.R. 100 between Gainesville and Palatka (or St. Augustine, for those of you who have no idea where Palatka is). The population is about 2000 and consists mainly of white trash... with a few exceptions (mainly depending on proximity to waterfront property). In Florahome there is a Post Office, A gas station/convenient store, a flashing yellow light, a park, a softball field, a newly built General Dollar, a plant nursery, and a feed store. Oh, and a bunch of old, grungy trailers. And that's about it.

Person 1) Have you ever been to Florahome, Florida?

Person 2) What's a "Florahome, Florida"?

by NattyWhack March 23, 2011

Florida

America's wang.

The state of Florida resembles the mighty, massive dick of North America.

by Homer J. Simpson October 2, 2003