Slippy Foot

When a man named Foot greases himself up with butter (hence slippy), and dives into the arms of passers by, seeing if they can catch him. If they fail, he eats them

Man 1: Slippy Foot was a bit greasier than usual today!
Man 2: I know. He's eaten both of my grandparents this week. The bastard.

by Domo Smith December 14, 2008

shoo foot

The foot used to either shoo someone in the ass or to shoo a pet from trying to get out of the house when their not supposed to go outside.

Terry gave his brother the shoo foot when he didn't want to make some Kool-Aid. His brother ended up making it but what he put in the Kool-Aid Terry will never know.

by jimmybomm November 30, 2020

chickens foot

When you're banging a chicken and you rip off it's foot and glue it to your head making you look like a unicorn.

I did a chickens foot the other day.

by ALARGEPHALLUS May 31, 2016

Snapp foot

An iranian foot delivery application customized for foot fetish guys

-hey i feel like to have some feet
+why don't you order it from SNAPP FOOT?

by Jackasscarry May 29, 2019

Dick-foot

A unit of measurement for items between 6-12 inches. For folks with dicks between 6-12" will commonly go around saying they have a foot long.

Looks like there'll be another dick-foot of snow coming in later tonight.

by northeastern infidel April 19, 2014

foot pain

IM TALKIN' BOUT LEGOS OVER HERE!

foot pain: OUCHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! MUM! I STEPPED ON LEGO BLOCKS!!!!! OWWWWWWWIEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

by gwango meato April 21, 2021

Foot Fungus

A very dangerous fungus that has murdered billions and has costed trillions of dollars and one day foot fungus will take over the world and become superior.

I have foot fungus, I will die in the next 2 hours if I don’t get the fungus treated so I can live for another 2 days.

by Dr. QWERTY February 15, 2022