Grandmother: "Excuse me, have you seen my grandson?"
Bass Pro Shops Employee: "FUCK you scared me! Jesus you can't just sneak up to a BPS Employee like that. We're ALL fucking armed. Anyway last I saw him he was back in the Women's Department fishing for crappie. Christ. I don't know how you snuck behind me with that Civil War era walker, but you sure found away past my ample defenses. I don't know whether to fight ya or fuck ya meemaw.
Bass Pro Shops Employee: "FUCK you scared me! Jesus you can't just sneak up to a BPS Employee like that. We're ALL fucking armed. Anyway last I saw him he was back in the Women's Department fishing for crappie. Christ. I don't know how you snuck behind me with that Civil War era walker, but you sure found away past my ample defenses. I don't know whether to fight ya or fuck ya meemaw.
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Shit man, should have warned me you got a shallow toilet, sat down and went fishing. Rod hit the sand and the water.
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Get the Fishing mug.An act of shoving your entire arm and hand deep within your gay partner’s anal cavity until they shit. You then eat the excrement off your hand and wherever else it landed. This is often used as a way to alleviate constipation and is fun to do with the homies.
Dude 1: Yo bro i heard Tyrone and Jeremy were fishing each other in the bathroom at the party last night.
Dude 2: Bro what the fuck does fishing mean
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Dennis- "Yo bruh I that b*tch hasn't ever been in a relationship longer then 2 months, she really thinks some man is just gonna love and spoil her when all she do is cuss, cheat and ask for money"
-Rufus "Ain't no man fallin for dat bullshit," "She fishing without bait"
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Dennis- "Yo bruh I that b*tch hasn't ever been in a relationship longer then 2 months, she really thinks some man is just gonna love and spoil her when all she do is cuss, cheat and ask for money"
-Rufus "Ain't no man fallin for dat bullshit," "She fishing without bait"
"That b*tch brings absolutely nothing to the table bruh c'mon nahh"
-Rufus "Ain't no man fallin for dat bullshit," "She fishing without bait"
"That b*tch brings absolutely nothing to the table bruh c'mon nahh"
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