Frosting the Pud

To ejaculate on top of one's own feces, typically straight after taking the shit.

When you're peeking under the stalls at work: "Better not be frosting (the) pud in there!"

"You best not be frosting the pud in there, you bitch."

by Brightside216 May 28, 2021

Frosted Fakes

Off-brand or generic version of the Frosted Flakes cereal.

"I could go for a nice bowl of Frosted Fakes right now!"
"You mean Frosted Flakes?"
"We don't have that kind of money."

by Robbie06261995 August 6, 2020

Frosted Cheerio

To ejaculate on your sex partners ass as to make the anus look like a cheerio with frosting coating it. Then you proceed to eat the "cheerio."

"Donna called in sick this morning, so we shared a frosted cheerio."

by diesel313 September 23, 2012

Dirty frosting

Dirty frosting: The left over poop on your dick after doing anal.

Dirty sanchez gave Dirty frosting.

You got Dirty frosting from dirty sanchez.

Dick! Wash your butt!!

by Maliittt June 21, 2025

frosted cactus

A frozen cactus used as a dildo, covered in semen as lube

My wife winced when I subjected her to the discipline of the 'Frosted Cactus'

by Barry Vulva March 6, 2019

frosting on my doggy

When a man ejaculates on another man's penis.

Oh man, I got frosting on my doggy.

by spydrmonke August 21, 2017

frosted fake

when not only photos of some one else on the internet, there also photoshoped.

newfag: IMMA GET PICS WERE NO ONE KNOWS SAUCE

cyber police: YOUS A FROSTED FAKE >:O

by GuyNamedTony November 30, 2010