Dick Blood

Just that, blood from an injured penis.

Did you hear about Randall? His foreskin tore during sex. He had to drive home with a towel on the seat so it wouldn't get stained with the neverending stream of seeping dick blood.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 November 9, 2018

The Blood in the bathroom

When asked what “the incident” at your school was, this is a common answer. An unsolved mystery, typically taking place at schools in small unknown towns, kids will find the bathroom covered in blood (usually an ridiculously large amount) and report it, but never hear anything back about what happened.

Her: what what “the incident” at your high school

Him: the blood in the bathroom

Her: what?

Him: it’s a long story

by ElloLuvs June 17, 2021

Blood-and-guts

(adjective) Used to refer to something very violent or fierce.

"A blood-and-guts competition"

by Maxy BG August 5, 2023

Tree Blood

Alternate word for 100% pure Maple syrup!

Yo make me some pancakes i am dying to pour some tree blood all over them bad boys!

by RyoHazukisan January 29, 2015

Swede Blood

A mixed drink featuring Svedka and red mixer that combines the alcohol's country of origin with the color of the drink (anything from Mountain Dew:Code Red to Hawaiian Punch will do as mixer as long as it is clearly red)

(Person 1) We're drinking Swede Blood tonight!

(Person 2) We're drinking the blood of a man from Sweden?

(Person 1) Nah, it's a drink man!

by SwagySwagySwag May 1, 2014

Blood Rodeo

When a woman is on her period and removes her tampon by ripping it out and spinning it around her head.

“Did you have sex with him? Aren’t you on your period?”

“We had a blood rodeo”

by Brittneydidntdoit February 22, 2020

Blood bank

Directly means vagina.
Derived from Australian slang and refers to the female body's monthly menstrual cycle.
Used at inappropriate times, can cause bad reception.

Tom: "Show us ya blood bank, aye!"
Felicity: "Ewww, don't talk to me, sleeze."
Tom: "Bloodbank out for da boyz, bloodbank for da boyz!"

by Da Ree 4 LYF. August 8, 2011