desk-flowers

Floral arrangements proudly displayed on workplace desks
and gushed over by all.

Her desk-flowers were an unexpected surprise and not only
brightened up her day, but the entire office as well.

by EASYFLOWERS May 16, 2016

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potty flower

The whole of a girls lower private buttidity: both the pee flower (vagina) and the diarrhea release button up beneath her butty: the one flower that they holy totally deprivacize pulling their pants down and sitting it holy totally perverted amusingly bare down onto that magic heavenly chair.

girl: I just love my potty flower so much. It's so beautiful and nourishing and I just get so excited when I deprivacize it to sit it naked on that magical miraculous heavenly chair to do my potty, yet even though my pantsies are down with my potty flower naked I still have all my clothes on just like I do when I'm out there in the world with all the other strangers.

by skankyelectricguy1 August 6, 2010

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Picking Boys Like Flowers

The act of picking up multiple boys at a club, bar or any social scene.

I was at the club last night picking boys like flowers.
Samantha is so hot she picks boys like flowers.

by KattLee January 24, 2014

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stinging flower pot

To place stinging nettles into a woman's vagina.

Wowzers that was a lovely stinging flower pot.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

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crispy flower mascots

a phrase that someone said by mistake. they intended to say 'creepy flower mascots' after looking at a picture at a worksheet with a picture of some flower mascots but instead said 'creepy flower mascots'.

(the mascots are not real. it is just a context for answering questions)

teacher: so the children can take pictures with these mascots.

random student: they look creepy
teacher: crispy flower mascots. wai-

by stJC_5/6-2 chiacasm January 21, 2023

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