A fish burrito is when you roll a girl(who hasn't showered) in a blanket just like you would roll up a burrito. After this is done you insert your head into the bottom part of the "burrito" and eat out her fishy smelling vagina.
Guy- This chick i met has the best fish burrito's ever. She even had tartar sauce on that shit.
Guys friend- Uhhhhhhh I think that was the hooker I banged last night. I left a little bit of a mess.
Guy- ohhhhhh so that's why it was sticky (throws up)
Guys friend- Uhhhhhhh I think that was the hooker I banged last night. I left a little bit of a mess.
Guy- ohhhhhh so that's why it was sticky (throws up)
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In the 1800s in New York, fisherman would bring their catch to market on Wednesdays. On Thursday, left over fish would be left to rot and fish markets reeked. As it was the 1800s, basic hygiene had not been invented yet, so when fishermen went home to their wives and smelled their vaginas, they would remark "This smells like fish on Thursdays." Thus, a legend was born.
"Wow honey, your vagina smells worse than fish on Thursdays!"
"Damn this tuna is good, but it smells like fish on Thursdays."
"Damn this tuna is good, but it smells like fish on Thursdays."
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