fb fapping

Scrolling through Facebook profile pictures while fapping

You have been in the bathroom for an extended period of time, quit fb fapping and come out.

by MarthNi June 12, 2018

Fapping a fatty

The act of being stupid as shit jacking the fuck off while dipping

Yo this john bitch was in the bathroom fapping a fatty

by Jerry73 December 18, 2017

Goon Fap

The act of touching yourself, also known as jerking off, until the skin comes off of one’s penis.

Alright Johnny, I’m gonna head home and goon fap into my brothers bong.

by Chickenjockey123 May 3, 2025

Fap Free February

A hard month without busting a nutbeating your meat. This challange is really similar to No Nut November

Yo! Don't fap bro, it's Fap Free February!!!

by Fuckfortnite February 2, 2019

FAP

F. A. P. Short for : For Academic Purposes

Used to find out about someone in order to masturbate without having to say you are going to but clearly are

What's the name of that pornstar FAP?

I need to know that name for academic purposes.

by Tibbarium August 20, 2020

Dick Fap

A dildo shiting rainbows

Woah did you see that Dick Fap

by Kadens Gay November 11, 2015

fap machine

When someone just can’t stop fapping…

Guy 1: *fap fap fap…*

Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!

Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police…

*a few minutes later*

“This is the police! Put your hands up!”

Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…

“Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”

*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*

by bruhthisismyhandle October 20, 2022