House Family

A modern family unit of any combo of people that lives as a family in the same house.

Could be a "nuclear family": parents + kids.
Could be an "extended family": parents + kids + grandparents.
Could be a "mixed family": different family units.
Kam wants to go surfing for his birthday with the HOUSE FAMILY - next time he'll ask his aunties and uncles to go, too.
by HawaiianLegend February 06, 2011
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ARC Family

The most loving family ever, everyone's got each others backs and help one another all the time. Sons of Daddy Raven, the Arcs are brahmins by blood and are all intellectuals with an average iq of around 142
Hey are you a member of the Arc Family? Could I get an autograph kyaaaaa!
by SvenSensei August 18, 2021
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nuclear family

A family of any size which has most of its sustenance prepared in microwave form, also known as nuked
The Nuclear Family can enjoy their meals in just minutes instead of hours.
by HonkeyBread July 11, 2015
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Family Guy

That show that discriminates every race, culture and religion equally.
race culture religion Family Guy
by Rengiil May 07, 2011
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Dysfunctional family size

A level of measurement, in this case it denotes one 1.75 L bottle of hard alcohol.

You're guaranteed to find at least one of these hidden in every white, suburban pantry. Their main purpose is to sedate soccer moms and allow their underage kids to get shit housed and try to play tennis with the cat.
Man, last night was boring as hell until Mark found his mom's dysfunctional family sized bottle of Cuervo. Next thing I know we turned his living room into a slip n' slide and Ashley puked in the china cabinet.
by Elwood Lane November 04, 2012
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Perfect Family

A perfect family is a family that consists of the four of the most beautiful human beings on all of earth, Alexis Denisof, Alyson Hannigan, and their two children, Satyana Marie, and Keeva Jane. See Denisofs
The Denisof family is a real perfect family.
by ReadingRanger January 02, 2013
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Family Guy

The funniest show on TV(that malcom show isn't the funniest; family guy is). The characters are:

Peter Griffin; the main character of the show. He is a fat dumbass, but hes the funniest one. lol

Lois Griffin; Peter's wife.

Meg Griffin; Their 16 year old duaghter. Shes a poser, who trys to fit in.

Cris Griffen; Their 13 year old son. Hes also fat and dumb.

Stewie Griffin; Their evil baby. Hes always trying to kill Lois. Hes pretty funny too.

and Brian; the Griffin's talking dog. Hes probaly the smartest one. He is also funny.

They live in Qoahog, Rode Island. I think this show is waaay funnier than The Simpsons.
"Lets go watch Family Guy."
by meatwad's ghost May 27, 2005
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