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False Hope

An expectation that is extremely unlikely to be satisfied. Mainly found in sports and or gambling.
I feel bad for that Phillies fan. He is filled with false hope.
by TheTruther390 October 27, 2023
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False Dichotomy

It isn't a choice between trying to prove that people can overcome obstacles and blaming or complaining. That's some solipsistic bullshit you made up to absolve your self from guilt because you are probably directly responsible for something that resulted in a negative outcome. "It'S nOt Me! It'S sTrUcTuRe oF rEaLiTy!" So, you make up this imaginary rule that doesn't actually exist as a form of cosmic scapegoat. My contributions are being diminished or omitted entirely. If you're doing it to me than you're doing it to other people. It fully justifies raping and murdering your kids. You can kill all of the rapists and pedophiles you want, it isn't going to un-rape or unkill those kids. And then you can give THAT SPEECH... To THAT molested person. And it will do just as much as for them as it does to explain how reality works. NOTHING. Imaginary bullshit to preserve your solipsistic sphere. And it won't matter how successful they are. Look at the guy from Lincoln Park. Look at Kurt Cobain. It doesn't matter how successful people are. You are either ameliorating suffering or you are exacerbating suffering. You don't get to pick and choose... Because I can always just defer mine to someone else.
That's ACTUALLY all sucess IS! Deferring suffering! THAT ALL IT IS! THAT'S WHY PEOPLE HATE YOU! It isn't 'JeAlOuSy' they aren't mad that you're just so cool and special too much better than everyone. You're using other people to elevate yourself. Taking full credit. And then defering all of your suffering of onto the rest of the world. Because the system isn't designed for everyone to succeed. It's designed for you to be the special better than everyone guy. And everyone else to be fine.

Hym "That's a false dichotomy Chris... Because you can always just stab a kid" 🤷
by Hym Iam January 2, 2024
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Failer

A failer is an individual who has mastered the art of failure, elevating the act of not succeeding to a level of unparalleled expertise. This rare breed of person possesses an uncanny ability to turn even the simplest tasks into monumental flops, consistently achieving results opposite to those intended. While others may stumble upon failure accidentally, the failer navigates life with precision, transforming every endeavor into a spectacular fiasco. Their commitment to the craft of falling short is truly commendable, making them the inadvertent pioneers of underachievement.
The cocky dad came downstairs late, only to be third in the school drop-off line for his 10-year-old son, a true failer in the art of morning efficiency; as his son reveled in victory, "So now we see – his hate is greeeaaat."
by The One Forty Group January 9, 2024
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Faire Brat

Noun: a child who grew up at the Renaissance Faire.
The Faire Brats we’re playing freeze tag on the hay bales.
by ROBERTA FRAPPLES January 12, 2024
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Faisal

He thinks he's the shit but his girl cheats on him. Been through more shit than million people. The person he loves and trusted always lied to him and was fake af. All his homeboys died. You couldn't last a day but he's been through 555555 days. You woulda killed yourself but he still smiles sometimes. No1 likes him but don't know the half of it. His bitch was a whore but is mad at him and accuses him of horrible shit. And talks crazy about him. But will never find a man even close to him. She's probably knows by know but will never admit it. Cause she's stupid as dog shit. He's homeless fatherless motherless and broke. And I think God hates him so he tries to do better. Not funny though this is serious.
I think Faisal is stupid cause he got done dirty and went crazy
Maybe I should pray for him
by RightNowRN January 29, 2024
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failestine

when you call your bros to fight that kid and still lose
Failestine and the Arabs decided to gang on Israel and lose for the 345342572th time
by Littleantukins January 31, 2024
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Faisal

He is one of the most loving and caring people you will ever meet. Handsome, smart and flirtatious. He knows who is real and who's fake and if he gives you his attention he will listen and be there for you. He is compationate, considerate and empathetic. He's been more in his short life than most old people. I don't know if you've ever met a Faisal cause the one I know is so intoxicating. His eyes are so deep his smile enchanting his touch is gentle. I guess you can call him a gentlemen. He's so kind and respectful even though he's been through some shit. People who don't know him don't understand him maybe they're not ment to know him. There isn't nothing that you don't see he's just a great man honest and loyal and he will not lie or make up stories to be excepted. He will treat people how he would like to be treated. He controls his anger because no one is worth him burying. If you know this man don't be afraid to talk to him there's a lot more to him than you think. If you know a Faisal love him and be honest and you have a great friend for life.
Girl 1: omg he's so fine who is he
Girl 2: that's Faisal he's handsome isn't he but don't even think about it he's mine
by RightNowRN January 31, 2024
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