Look at Johnny Depp in the grips of a social media addiction, He is now to be called Edward Social Media Hands
by KevinHughes21 August 09, 2017
Most often used to describe someone who flakes. Often appears to have a box like head and blinks excessively. Uses words and phrases such as: ok, bet, just kidding, and not kidding. Has the mindset that everything he owns is superior to his opposers.
Guy1: I can't believe he said he was going to come to my party but never showed up.
Guy2: he sounds like a total Conner Edward Smith
Guy2: he sounds like a total Conner Edward Smith
by Johnnyon the spot June 14, 2016
A type of woman who claims to pursue God even to the point of poverty...gasps at double homicide memes and when she sick of being po, hooks wit a ugly guy talkin bout God provide...please bitch thats hypergamy.
My sister and our friends were watching the double homicide meme. My friends and I were laughing hysterically at this and this Misty Edwards Type Nigga does nuthin but gasps cuz abortion. If you dont get out of here with yo self righteous ass.
by Why cant I use the word drugs October 04, 2023
by Hdjdjsnjsksjs December 18, 2017
Is when you are at the point in life where you feel like the only way to succeed in life is by degrading yourself while trading sexual favors in return of feeling loved, even if it is only in your head. You are sliding down the dangerous slope of becoming transgender.
by Chef Sis November 26, 2016
he's hella weird. he needs to get his speedo lookin ass tf outta here bruh. Michael is 1000000 time better.
some kid: "hey do u know edward (teddy) trout!"
some other kid: "that annoying ass bitch. he needs to get his speedo looking ass outta here !!!!"
some other kid: "that annoying ass bitch. he needs to get his speedo looking ass outta here !!!!"
by des and ace February 06, 2022
An overly horny teenage boy who spends his free time talking to his favorite people a red head and a brunette,playing Madden,sneaking out and hanging out with his football friends. Oh he gotta small dick toooo
You have you seen Aaron Presley Edwards latley? No I haven't he's probably doing what he always does.
by Hahaha guess bitch. January 21, 2018