Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys

A perjorative term for any French citizen. Only used by idiots who couldn't find France on a labelled world map.

Uh, yeah, uh, Hitler would be, like, dead now if the Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys had stood up to him in World War, uh, one...no, wait, that was two...yeah...oh, wait...he is dead now? Oh. Um.

by Sadiesez June 2, 2010

Shit Eating Grin

See: Obama

Obama's Shit Eating Grin can be seen from space.

by Happy Neff September 11, 2012

shit eating grin

A)The grin on someone's face when they are trying not to smile but cant stop so they look like a total shithead.

called a shit eating grin because:

if you ate a piece of shit and you enjoyed it, you would naturally smile, but also try to hide that you enjoyed it at the same time, thus resulting in a "shit eating" grin.

"Wipe that shit eating grin off your face."

After John beat his friend Jim on a test, a shit eating grin came over him.

person 1 "Look at the size of that guys shit eating grin!"
person 2 "Man he looks retarded."

by Simmons12 August 2, 2006

shit eating

Also refered to as an eater of Dung - the uncontrolable urge to snack on dung or feces by Amberang or close associate.

No Know examples as Amberang is a very seceretive shit eating person and hides her habit well

by Rexy Loo May 30, 2006

PUSSY EATING

eating good ass fucking pussy mmmmm yummy yummu

that pussy eating last night was DELISH!

by 4206942069eatmyass4206942069 March 20, 2018

carpet eating cramps

I cramp you get while on the toilet when you bend down so far or have the need to bit a chunk out of the carpet

I was on the toilet and had a cramp so bad I bend down and took a bit out of the carpet, carpet eating cramps..

by Ddplum November 26, 2013

period eating

the act of performing oral sex on a girl while she is on her period.

Wow Brendan was period eating that girl yesterday. That why his mouth looks like he has red lipstick on it.

by Analdestroyer69 April 25, 2014