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Douche of bros

A group three or more, often, but not exclusively young and white men who gather together to reinforce each other’s toxic masculinity. The affect on non-bros and women may include compulsive eye rolling but can result in a very dry twat. Much to dismay of any individual bro.

It was once thought that that these groups could be avoided by recognizing their style of dress or musical preference but they have been identified in many habitats around diverse social, political, racial, class, and subculture groups.
Alisa was really enjoying the dance party, until a douche of bros standing on the sidelines started pointing at her.

Rob might have finished school, like his girlfriend suggested; But his douche of bros convinced him not to listen to females. So now he’s living in his moms basement.
by Kisha74 July 6, 2021
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thunder douche

when douche baggery extends beyond all reason in such a violent and crushing fashion a thunder clap is heard
Nate explained that he was forced to beat up his girlfriend because she made him do it. Nate exemplified being a thunder douche.
by Jaimez DIego Sanchez January 17, 2009
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Top Douche

of a group of douche bags, the one who seems to be the leader
"dude, those guys are douchebags"
"ya but that guy seems to be the Top Douche"
by J-Russ February 11, 2009
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croca-douche

someone who wears the type of shoe known as crocs and says something stupid or not needed and annoys and/or pisses off every one in the area. They also wear socks with the crocs.
I was standing in line and a croca-douche walked up and started tell me something about a small town in mexico
by onslaught94 June 29, 2009
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Bulldog douche

a certain variety of young white person who hangs out at bars often named "Bulldog" or "Bulldog's" or some similar variation. A Bulldog douche invariably presents a bland façade and a distinct lack of curiosity about anyone even slightly dissimilar to him-or-herself. The Bulldog douche is for the most part humorless, except when participating in the jocular restating of inside jokes. For Bulldog douches, people of another age, race, or socio-economic class are invisible, except when they are participating in social justice projects, which they do with much passion and self-righteousness. The Bulldog douche has a very bright future, and the glare coming off it can obscure almost anything a Bulldog douche does not, or cannot, see.
There's no way in hell I am going out with you to The Bulldog and hanging out with all those Bulldog douches!
by vedaslade March 24, 2010
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big douche nozzle

first person: Dude, i saw this guy at the mall and he was the definition of a big douche nozzle.

Second person: Oh really, was it frank rossetti?

first person: Actually, yea it was!
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schmuck-douche

noun: one who behaves in the ways of a schmuck while simultaneously being a douchebag.
I can't believe Bill threw a pear at that Jeep. He is such a schmuck-douche.
by Phephalump October 22, 2010
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