John Smith suffers from Multiple-Internet Personality Disorder you can contact him at johsmith@yahoo.com ; jsmith@excite.com ; mejohnsmith@gmail.com and jnsmith@hotmail.com
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A natural occuring emotion built into humans for survival and awareness .
It's very normal to worry about EVERYTHING. It's more common than you think, nowadays used as the ultimate excuse to be a flakey friend , a liar, selfish and most importantly a total cynical cunt .
Common symptoms include not contacting anyone or going into hiding , then appearing out or nowhere when you want or need something of somebody
Selfishness and being cheeky are a all too common.
Alot of people I know have zero issues going up to strangers houses to buy weed / drugs or to party , but have a massive issue getting work or interacting with people outside their comfort zone.
Anxiety 'sufferers' should be kept we'll away from normal functioning people as they only ever bring them down to their level , often filling them with guilt because he / she hasn't been a good friend to them.
God help you if you need them.
It's very normal to worry about EVERYTHING. It's more common than you think, nowadays used as the ultimate excuse to be a flakey friend , a liar, selfish and most importantly a total cynical cunt .
Common symptoms include not contacting anyone or going into hiding , then appearing out or nowhere when you want or need something of somebody
Selfishness and being cheeky are a all too common.
Alot of people I know have zero issues going up to strangers houses to buy weed / drugs or to party , but have a massive issue getting work or interacting with people outside their comfort zone.
Anxiety 'sufferers' should be kept we'll away from normal functioning people as they only ever bring them down to their level , often filling them with guilt because he / she hasn't been a good friend to them.
God help you if you need them.
I have general anxiety disorder, I will let you down everytime you will rely on me , I will not work nor reciprocate your kindness , well because I have general anxiety disorder you see, so I can't function.
I do however smoke loads of weed and drink copious amounts of drink, because that doenst effect me.
Working does however , or being relied, if I'm ever late for anything because of you it's a catastrophic event because you have zero regard for my illness.
If I make you wait or make youate however , it's funny.
Il often put hahahahahah at the end of everything in a text so it cushions the blow of my invetibale failures and let's downs.
It's called general anxiety disorder etc
I do however smoke loads of weed and drink copious amounts of drink, because that doenst effect me.
Working does however , or being relied, if I'm ever late for anything because of you it's a catastrophic event because you have zero regard for my illness.
If I make you wait or make youate however , it's funny.
Il often put hahahahahah at the end of everything in a text so it cushions the blow of my invetibale failures and let's downs.
It's called general anxiety disorder etc
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Doctor: "Ok stay calm, sounds like she has Obesssive Princesymbolicus Disorder. I'll be right over."
Doctor: "Ok stay calm, sounds like she has Obesssive Princesymbolicus Disorder. I'll be right over."
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Commonly refered to S.T.D. Not to be confused with Sexually Transmitted Disease.
Commonly refered to S.T.D. Not to be confused with Sexually Transmitted Disease.
i just typied this sentense in 2 sec... ooops i mean 2... i mean 3
Dude, i think you have Speed Typo Disorder... you should ask your doctor about your STD
Dude, i think you have Speed Typo Disorder... you should ask your doctor about your STD
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