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Sheet Draggers

Titties so big they drag on the sheets when a woman crawls across the bed.
Dude did you see the sheet draggers on that chick? They have to be like double E titties.
Fucking a dude!
by AssHoleJarHead August 28, 2010
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Dragonball Evolution

A movie based off an awesome anime but was utterly destroyed by dumbshit Americans trying to make epic into a real life movie. Everyone appears to be Asian besides the main character Goku.

Goku does not have the badass hair.
Piccolo seems to look like some cheap Harry Potter Villian.
Bulma is even more of a bitch in the movie than in the anime.
Roshi some how has hair in the movie.
Chi Chi is not anything like she was in the anime, she is somehow a sexy fighting beast in the movie.

America needs to apologize to Japan, they must have felt totally offended by this pile of shit.
Derek: You hear about Dragonball Evolution?
Harleigh: Yeah, supposedly it's supposed to be as good as the Super Mario Bros Movie!
Derek: OH BOY!
by spritefan2 June 15, 2009
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Dragonball AF

A false rumor of a sequel to Dragonball GT that has been speculating around the internet since 1998.
FUNimation wants fans to know that neither Dragonball AF or V exist. However, there might be a chance of a comic book.
by The Six-Oh-Four September 7, 2005
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Dragon Decoy

A sort of dragon costume meant to fool dragons who are being spied on. It should be made from fireproof material.
I used a Dragon Decoy to get passed that dragon
by The Isbey September 13, 2008
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dragasstinate

To procrastinate in epic proportions, so much so that the words "procrastinate", "dragging ass", or any other English word currently in existence could not sufficiently describe the epicness of your dragasstination.
You dragasstinate on taking out the garbage until the watermelon seeds start to take root in the coffee grounds.

Snoring is your version of the rhythm method.

You finally remember to tell your kid Santa doesn't exist, but only because he wants a car for Christmas now that he's got his driver's license.
by Spicahontas December 20, 2010
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Dragon's Neck

A noun describing the skin that attaches the scrotum to the penis.
While the penis is flacid and scrotum saggy, said skin is often seems very abundant in quantity thus resembling the front neck of a mature/ old dragon.

Often loose, hanging, saggy in nature with multible, vertical layers of skin.

This loose state of the genitalia is often caused by a warm, humid environment. Therefore it is most prone to appear in the heat of the summer or if you dress properly in winter.
"Damn, I got my dragon's neck stuck in my zipper again!"

"I got some saggy ass dragon's neck going on right now, I tell ya."

"Woww, that dude's got enough dragon's neck to use it as a boat sail!!"
by Simca April 19, 2013
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dragonblast

When you use gasoline as a lubricant while fingerblasting a girl, and attempt to use the friction to catch her pussy on fire.
After dragonblasting his girlfriend, Sammy was charged with arson.
by shelfies September 10, 2015
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