I play county

Phrase used by teenagers in Ireland , especially rural areas . It means that they play for their county in Hurling or football . Despite there only being 15 players per Team , you’ll see several hundred of boys saying „ I play county „ in an attempt to impress girls . It’s a load of bollocks used by immature teens trying to come off as somewhat special despite all being having the same goal of grabbing a quick meet and a nude of an unsuspecting girl

Girl : so do you have any hobbies ?

Boy : yeah I play county like .
Girl : Every boy says that me .

by Leo_Varadkar69 September 16, 2020

johnston county cupcake

While hitting it from behind and getting your ass getting licked by a dog, you throw up on her back, pull out and blow a load on the back of her head.

She likes extra icing on her Johnston county cupcake.

by Hoodlummm February 28, 2019

Sullivan County Delinquent

A resident of Sullivan county, New York; is person who smokes pot and cigarettes interchangeably. They have a tendency to turn every small town into a ghetto in the middle of nowhere within the Catskills. The person usually exploits people for their own benefit and are often lazy. They seem not to give too much of a fuck when they drive as they won't put on their blinkers until they make a full stop while there is moving traffic.

James is a total Sullivan county delinquent. He lives in Wurtsboro and he smokes pot and weed as if they're one in the same.

Those Sullivan county delinquents don't know how to drive, I almost crashed into one as the driver put his left blinker on right before he made a full stop.

The Sullivan county delinquents will make any town into a ghetto in rural Sullivan county.

by thenihilisticassociate December 22, 2019

White Pine County

A county in central Nevada next to the Utah border. It’s county seat is Ely, and has the Humboldt-Toiyabe National Forest, The Great Basin National park, along with many other outdoor attractions. And BTW it is not by Las Vegas or Reno it is about 1- 7 counties away from each.

Me: I’m going to White Pine county Nevada next weekend.
Mark: oh so your going to Las Vegas?
Me: :/

by Slowedrumble42 April 25, 2020

mitchell county sheriff

One of the main policing forces in Mitchell county Kansas. They are known for being corrupt and using illegal tactics against anyone who doesn’t live in Mitchell county. The county seat, Beloit, has a small technical college and the students there are consistently harassed and followed by the police there. Since they are often bored (low crime rates) they have to plant evidence to have any kind of action. The entire town of Beloit is a glorified speed trap. If you can avoid it go around Mitchell county Kansas. They don’t discriminate by race, they hate everyone. If you’re not a criminal, they’ll make you one.

Man 1: Hey are you going to the Waconda Lake?

Man 2: hell no I’m not going there! That’s in Mitchell County, Kansas.
Man 1: yeah good choice. The Mitchell County Sheriff’s deputies will bend your ass over and rape you

by Luwelyn.moss May 01, 2023

Clark County, Nevada

Obviously the most populous and well known county out of all of Nevada. Clark County is also pretty overrated as well and all you usually do is gamble your money away, get laid, fight people for no reason, get a hangover, and overdose on many types of drugs at the good old strip of Las Vegas.

The cities and towns in Clark County, Nevada are:
Las Vegas
North Las Vegas
Henderson
Boulder City
Mesquite
Summerlin
Paradise
Enterprise
Whitney
Sunrise Manor
Primm
Laughlin
Moapa Valley
Goodsprings
Sandy Valley
Mountain Springs
Searchlight
Overton
Glendale
Bunkerville
Mt. Charleston
Indian Springs

Blue Diamond

Jean
Nelson
Cal-nev-ari

Area codes in this country are 702 and 725

Hahhh, good old Clark County, Nevada. Good old place to fuck up your life if you ever choose to!

by Shb99 March 18, 2022

Greene County IL

Illinois’ finest.
pink stick & greene stick
meth
the deskovichs

if you grew up in Greene County IL, there’s a 99% chance you’re still there

by crackbaby1 November 25, 2019