Halley's Comet

A Halley's Comet is a particularly large, compact bowel movement that is so efficiently delivered to the toilet that it does not require any toilet paper whatsoever for clean up. The term "Halley's Comet" suggests the rare nature of this achievement... likely to genuinely occur only once or twice in a lifetime.

"Man, what a wicked dump. Felt like a Halley's Comet, but it turns out I still needed some toilet paper."

"I ran out of toilet paper last night. Fortunately, I had a Halley's Comet this morning, so I was good to go."

"That was the most satisfying shit I've ever had. Pure Halley's Comet. I hope I have another one in the next 80 years or so."

by Sachin is the God March 29, 2017

Hanse’s Closet

When someone has bad fashion sense/is a fashion terrorist, people will refer to Hanse’s closet.

Joe: Look what he’s wearing!
Mary: It looks like it’s straight out of Hanse’s closet.

Joe: I know, right? How can someone own an article of clothing that ugly!

by subinsbf March 18, 2018

Memeing out my closet

The act of mass deleting memes to make room on your device.

Yo, I couldn't download the new hot game! Guess tonight, I'm memeing out my closet!

by NotGwaceful March 21, 2019

Clear the closet

Bro 1 : Hey bro can u clear my closet ;)

Bro 2 : Yeh bro what you wanna use this time

Bro 1 : Im feeling extra saucy maybe your pp ;)

Bro 2 : yes G

Bro 1 and Bro 2: Ugh UGh HAyusggasbajhbd

Yo help me clear the closet, Aight brah ;)

by magnet977 November 25, 2019

Schrödinger’s Closet

When your out to most people, but retain enough plausible deniability for when the conservative relatives come for thanksgiving

Bro, are you out to your family yet?
Kind of, but it’s more of a Schrödinger’s closet situation.

by Ur_Mom_Gae May 13, 2020

Schrödinger’s Closet

When your out to most people but have enough plausible deniability to stay out of deep shit when the conservative relatives come for Thanksgiving

I’m out to most people but not parts of my family.
That’s called Schrödinger’s Closet

by Ur_Mom_Gae May 13, 2020

playing with the closet door

When someone purposefully leaves their sexual orientation ambiguous while near consistently acting like they’re about to come out as something other than straight to their friends or family.

“Damn, Sam keeps playing with the closet door. I cant tell if she’s straight, bi, pan or what! I’ve tried asking but she always dodges the question.”

by The Big Toast October 11, 2020