Chair Cookie

Someone who contributes absolutely nothing to the world around them but merely sits there.

Student 1: Moe is such a chair cookie!
Student 2: Don't be so harsh. He got a 14 on that last math quiz!
Student 1: Yeah, but the teacher said she'd give us 14 free points for turning it in!
Student 2: Well, at least he turned it in.
Student 1: Actually, I found it on the floor and handed it in for him.

Student 2: Chair cookie.

by News Crew November 27, 2009

Orange Cookie

Something that is totally cool and boss

origin: deriving from the fortune cookie you receive at the end of a Chinese American meal, however this object has developed into an adjective

Damn that English test was totally orange cookie!

by t@dd March 15, 2023

comparing cookies

the act of showing each other ones genitals.

Last night my girlfriend and I were comparing cookies, she showed me her cooter so I presented my one eyed walleye. She said mine was small, and I swear hers was a monster.

by Jboner September 12, 2013

Eggnog cookie

An ugly ass cookie run character that horny teens somehow simp for and call daddy material
Anyone who simps for this mf is down bad

Person 1:Omg eggnog cookie is so hot 😩😩😩
Person 2:ikr I want him to fill me with his “snow” 🥵🥵🥵
Person 3:wow y’all are down bad 💀💀💀

by CubeBitt July 21, 2022

sour cookie

When a whole bunch of guys jerk off onto a cookie and the last one to get off has to eat it

Keil came last so he had to eat the sour cookie

by pinwoodle October 21, 2013

Pink cookie

pussy

I ate that pink cookie

by lizard47gaming June 9, 2018

Cookie-doe

She's my bunny. I was hungry when I came up with her name and a female bunny is called a doe so.... She is a Holland Lop so that means she has floppy ears. She loves fruits and vegetables and likes to drink water from a bowl like my dog, Guinness. She has 2 bad legs tho, but she is still amazing and it is not that rare.

Cookie-doe is cute.

by MemeWolf October 3, 2020