I’m cooked

Basically means “I’m done for”.

His dick is so big, I’m cooked.

by Kittyflip April 10, 2024

Keldon Cook

it is the most majestic and considerable being in the universe, the creature loves white girls and football; usually it talks about video games and hunting. Nothing could ever overcome its greatness, it is filled with so much luxurious power that it could be considered the next George Washington. Its habitat is a small little house in the sticks, usually loud sounds come from the building cause of football. Its formal professionalism can not be surpassed by any form of trickery or disbelief. In its life it has died twice so do not try and combat it. If come in contact with the superior, just stay calm and talk about football, but DO NOT TALK ABOUT ALBURN.

Person 1: Yo, what was that one amazing thing that was so cool that everyone needs to know about it.

Person 2: Keldon Cook?

Person 1: (Head explodes.)

by HoundThatFeeds December 26, 2013

Cooking with kya

Tiktok girl taht went viral for having both an appealing body and good food singsonging "Cookingwithkya"

"Cooking with kya, cooking with kyaaa"

by rahhh!! December 11, 2024

i am cooked

Means you r about to give up and still have constant nightmares about her even after 3 years. Fuck

Bru i am cooked

by bruhowdoiforgetabouther March 5, 2024

Cooked

A person, who smokes/smoked way to much meth and started saying or doing extremely ridiculous and fucked things.

Fuck she’s cooked bro

by Not cooked bro June 18, 2021

Cooked and Ate

Meaning: To succeed at something and be beneficiary of it to the fullest.
It is a neologism that can be used informally, to congratulate someone/hype them up.

After a success
My bro "Cooked and Ate"

by retiredretardreturns January 7, 2024

Your cooked

used to symbolize an upcoming L your about to take, or a L you have already taken

james: dude, jamal has been in my girls DM's recently
john: bro doesn't he have a 8 inch penis? Your cooked bro

by sidobelei December 26, 2023