Sea Chicken

Seagull. (Shout-out to Jacob Colvin)

"Time to feed these parasites to my good friend - Franklin the Sea Chicken!"

by Sulferon January 13, 2021

chicken drunk

affected by fried chicken to the extent of losing control of one's faculties or behavior.

Hey Doug, I ate so much Popeye's I might be chicken drunk. The fat is clogging up my thoughts.

by chickendrunk4life September 08, 2016

bump chickens

The act of fornicating with a member of the opposite sex.

Tim: So did you and ben..you know...bump chickens?
Joe: Nah man, I'm not gay..

Liv: Oh my god. I want to bump chickens with him so bad!

by tim&eric123456789 September 21, 2011

Barbecue Chicken

The act of being Shaquille O'Neil

Boy: *Standing Underneath Hoop*
Shaq: *Pulls it down onto him, likely killing him*
Shaq: *In a really deep voice* "Barbecue Chicken"

by literatureandthehumanexistenc June 01, 2020

precious chicken

When you find something or someone extremely cute, they are a precious chicken.

Steve: Hey look, it’s a cat

Cosmo XV: Aww, what a precious chicken.

by Cosmo XV May 10, 2020

Chicken Pluck

To pluck the hair from one’s scrotum or labial region with a pair of tweezers one pube at a time.

My sack is sore as hell today from her giving me a chicken pluck last night.

If an hour of doing the chicken pluck, I could finally see her clitoris.

She asked if she could shorn my scrotum so I said yea. The next think I know I’m getting a chicken pluck. I was begging for a razor by the end.

by Eaton Holgoode May 03, 2018

Chicken Funget

First, buy any number of chicken nuggets from any fast food restaurant. Once you have the nuggets, you take them to the bathroom and take all of the insides of the nugget out and eat them. With the remaining shell of the nugget, you wipe it on the filthiest toilet seat, shit and everything. Next, take the nugget and release a fat, warm, creamy load into the nice soft breading and close the rest. Hide this nugget somewhere in the bathroom where no one will find it and come back to it the next week. Now that you have the moldy, cum filled, shit-stained nugget, put it in a mix of another box of nuggets, and give it to a friend.

I'm going to leave a chicken funget for Sarah later
I'm gonna come back tomorrow and grab this chicken funget I left.

by 2Genders October 03, 2019