Gay Checking

The art of sending one of your guy friends or random dude a dildo thrugh amazon with their name and address on the package.

Mainly used as a prank or revenge, it can lead to years of torment and

Guy one: "Dude, did you hear what happened to our one friend? Someone ended up Gay Checking him hella hard! A foot long dildo came in the mail for him, and now everyone knows about it now!"
Guy two: "I know, I'm the one who checked him!"

by VX888 May 7, 2020

bagpipe check

a manual examination of one's wedding tackle, typically performed by reaching underneath one's kilt to ensure that all equipment is in proper working order.

After our grueling and miserable traverse of Stac Pollaidh, my sweat-drenched nether regions were well past due for a bagpipe check.

by kilt_lifter March 8, 2022

Check the WiFi

When you need to take a shit at work.

Hey Tom. I am going to go check the WiFi. Be back in 15 mins.

by IT Bandito. August 12, 2019

Ass Check

When a female hits you with her Glutes; which may cause injury, loss of balance, or pain. Also when cuddling an accelerated motion into the spoon position.

Why so you have to Ass Check me so much.

by kingofthejourney May 13, 2015

Check the Garden

Going out for a smoke - commonly used by stoners to go out for a joint, but may just refer to a cigarette.

"Do you want to check the garden??"

by SibLIGHTS May 30, 2016

sec check

Sec Check - or Security Check. The act of researching someone through their social media profiles in order to know if they are legit/worth meeting/not a serial killer before meeting them first time (e.g. finding a tinder date's Facebook page).

I sec checked that hottie on tinder. Turns out he has two kids and works at wall-mart.

by Fleshwerk December 13, 2017

check the street

a phrase for the slightly insane...to be said at one's leisure when ambulatory. a visual check for the secret police, regular police, riff-raff, hit squad, trumpers and/or libtards coming for YOU ! . seeing as how civil war is right on the horizon, a few extra moments to grab your guns (plural, OF COURSE!) is nice !

i'm going to grab a cup of coffee then check the street !
urban dictionary bumped my would be contribution, when i went to check the street !, i didn't take it personally !

by michael foolsley September 11, 2020