by Irish Eyes February 11, 2010
Get the Canadian mug.Most people who exist in "Canada" are not actually Canadian. They are either first or second generation emigrants from backward countries like India, China, or France. Also, this portion of Canadians also includes the Canadian Nouveau Riche, a boom created by the growth of the Canadian dollar due to suspect government policy. In either case, they share many of the same characteristics.
1. A complete blindness to the existence of any human existence, need, emotion, or being outside of their own.
2. A massive desire to litter foreign countries.
3. A desire to smoke all the worlds pot.
4. They are drunk. Always. Even Tim Hortons coffee makes them drunk beyond the legal driving limit.
5. A fascination with all apparel made of denim.
6. Inability to procreate.
7. They think "Ed Hardy" apparel is actually fashionable.
8. Inability to operate a motor vehicle in way that is predictable to drivers around them.
9. Pathological desire to cheat their government out of the taxes due to them when the shop outside of their own country. This desire is so strong they will even attempt to enlist the help of residents of another country in their crime, in spite of the peril this may put that person in.
10. The men dress like women.
11. The women dress like they're from New Jersey (a highly uncouth part of the United State of America)
12. The children do not have parents; instead they have government assigned adoptive "buddies"
1. A complete blindness to the existence of any human existence, need, emotion, or being outside of their own.
2. A massive desire to litter foreign countries.
3. A desire to smoke all the worlds pot.
4. They are drunk. Always. Even Tim Hortons coffee makes them drunk beyond the legal driving limit.
5. A fascination with all apparel made of denim.
6. Inability to procreate.
7. They think "Ed Hardy" apparel is actually fashionable.
8. Inability to operate a motor vehicle in way that is predictable to drivers around them.
9. Pathological desire to cheat their government out of the taxes due to them when the shop outside of their own country. This desire is so strong they will even attempt to enlist the help of residents of another country in their crime, in spite of the peril this may put that person in.
10. The men dress like women.
11. The women dress like they're from New Jersey (a highly uncouth part of the United State of America)
12. The children do not have parents; instead they have government assigned adoptive "buddies"
Example 1 -
Citizen 1: Hey...do you think they're Canadian?
Citizen 2: Umm...they're dressed in Ed Hardy, they just tossed all their trash out the window of the car, and they ran over a nun because they missed their turn to get back home. Yeah...pretty sure they're Canadian.
Example 2 -
Citizen 1: I met a Canadian the other day.
Citizen 2: Yeah? Was he nice?
Citizen 1: Yes. But...he wore tight slacks, and his white belt matched his white shoes. Then, he invited me to "have a smoke" and fly to the Jamaica with him. Seemed nice until he tried to touch my junk...
Citizen 2: Yeah...they're always nice until they try to fuck you.
Citizen 1: Hey...do you think they're Canadian?
Citizen 2: Umm...they're dressed in Ed Hardy, they just tossed all their trash out the window of the car, and they ran over a nun because they missed their turn to get back home. Yeah...pretty sure they're Canadian.
Example 2 -
Citizen 1: I met a Canadian the other day.
Citizen 2: Yeah? Was he nice?
Citizen 1: Yes. But...he wore tight slacks, and his white belt matched his white shoes. Then, he invited me to "have a smoke" and fly to the Jamaica with him. Seemed nice until he tried to touch my junk...
Citizen 2: Yeah...they're always nice until they try to fuck you.
by Ceningolmo December 24, 2010
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Douche bags who try to take away freedoms away from others while claiming an imaginary moral high ground.. and telling others what they can or cannot say...in effect fighting against the freedom of others
DEC 21, 2010
Hi I'm an 18 year old male in Canada, I'm writing to complain about your website, or more so its content. This website is a joke and should either be radically overhauled, or shut down. If Im not mistaken, the original purpose of this website was to provide clear definitions for slang words used primarily by urban youth, hence the name. I doubt it was created for people to portray their offensive, and ignorant right wing views on topics such as religon, and marriage.
Typical Canadian freedom fighter.. someone elses freedom is only thing they'll fight...
Hi I'm an 18 year old male in Canada, I'm writing to complain about your website, or more so its content. This website is a joke and should either be radically overhauled, or shut down. If Im not mistaken, the original purpose of this website was to provide clear definitions for slang words used primarily by urban youth, hence the name. I doubt it was created for people to portray their offensive, and ignorant right wing views on topics such as religon, and marriage.
Typical Canadian freedom fighter.. someone elses freedom is only thing they'll fight...
by Bill the Random December 22, 2010
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Get the canadian log jump mug.Otherwise abreviated as CCC. A series of comics drawn by two Sophmores in Yorkville High School. These comics include 4 main characters, Kyle, Dane, Aaron, and Derik, but usually if not always include other characters. These comics are nonsense and very random and very funny as well. They normally make fun of things going on in the world, ex. War On terrorism. It is to be noted that these comics have nothing to do with Canadians or Chubacabras. Also note that Chubacabrsa is spelled wrong. We really dont care and meant to spell it that way. We do have a web site, Canadianchubacabra.cheezerzone.com. Everything is Copyrighted. Please come see it. You'll like it. We promise. Actually we're desperate. But still come visit. Please. We need the publicity.....We have a forum and wallpaper as well as comics!
First Kid - Have you seen that new Canadian Chubacabra Comics?
Second Kid - Canadian Chuba-what?
First Kid - You know, those comics drawn by those two kids.
Second Kid - Never heard of it.
First Kid - Yeah me neither.
Me - DAMN YOU
Second Kid - Canadian Chuba-what?
First Kid - You know, those comics drawn by those two kids.
Second Kid - Never heard of it.
First Kid - Yeah me neither.
Me - DAMN YOU
by Thumbs4all December 6, 2006
Get the Canadian Chubacabra Comics mug.When the chick is in the doggy style position, take a dump on her back. Then continue with the doggy style as you see fit.
by Creepy Dave February 4, 2010
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