cancer

A boy named nicholas alan weiss

damn, nick is so cancer.

by cancerdefinition October 26, 2019

Cancer

Basically anything that basic white girls consume or use.

Jocelyn: "You up for some Starbucks?"
Simon: "Hell no. Starbucks is so fucking cancerous."

by The Deer Leader May 2, 2017

party cancer

The dude - who by his very force of personality (or lack thereof) kills any semblance of a festive atmosphere.

So, we were at this party. Having a pretty good time. Then, this dude walks over and starts talking about his dog that he just put down. Instant party cancer...

by Heffe Mopak February 1, 2014

Cancer hoe

When someone is So toxic you Just gotta pull out Cancer hoe.

Tom : UGH this cancer hoe Just told me that im ugly.
Sam : I feel u Man, dont worry.

by Ekeheheh April 12, 2020

Cancer

Meeting an Unturned player called Hadith, toxic, rude, overall braindead. Cancer only barely scrapes by as a descriptor for Hadith

God, I can't believe that Cancer Hadith is still lingering around.

by Blixt May 25, 2022

Cancer

Logan Paul and Jake Paul

Child:Jake paul is cool! Docter: It seems your son contracted cancer

by AntiJakePauler June 30, 2020

Cancer

Literally anything on the internet at this point.

Random man with common sense: The most cancerous things in life are """"trends"""" that'll either annoy the crap outta you or kill you to death with 12-years-old boys.

by Volunteer 328 May 27, 2018